Skinny VS Curvy

Fact: Mariah Carey’s Album Cover Is a Little Photoshopped.

Proof: The boobs stayed big, but the waist got smaller, the arms got WAY thinner.

Page Six reported recently:

UNLIKE some starving show-business stars, Mariah Carey (above) celebrates her success with much-deserved meals. “Mariah loves food. Right now she’s making an album and eating everything and anything she wants. She has put on about 15 pounds, but she loves the curves,” said our source. Our tipster adds, “She’ll definitely tone up again when she releases her album, but as of now, she’s stuffing her face.”

Here’s Mariah a few weeks ago to compare:

So what do you all say?

OK, today happens to be “Bikini Day”.

You didn’t expect this pair, did you?

Well, both girls were spotted while they were relaxing on the beach this week… so why not? They are clearly very different, so this should be quite interesting.

Kristin: More waist definition, a nice waist-hip ratio, stronger (meatier) legs, rounder bum, smaller (but natural!) bust.

Audrina: Skinnier,  more of a straight-up-and-down body, flatter tummy, low body fat %.

Bikini Body Battle! Kristen Bell VS Audrina Patridge!

Pick your favorite!

More after the jump!

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Do you think you’re good-looking?
Well, I’m clearly not ugly.

You’ve only done a couple of movies, so you’re still mostly known as a sex symbol rather than an actress.
It doesn’t bother me. I don’t know why someone would complain about that. That just means that the bar has been set pretty low. People don’t expect me to do anything that’s worth watching. So I can only be an overachiever. I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That’s what our purpose is in this business. You’re merchandised, you’re a product. You’re sold and it’s based on sex. But that’s okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded.

And you’ve got a lot of confidence.
I think most people are extremely insecure. As far as girls go, I have a really badass personality. I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. So I’m not afraid to speak, and I think that’s what people read as this überconfidence. I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.

Women seem to have an issue with you. Do you get that impression?
Sure, for the same reason they didn’t like me in high school. I come across as confident and they assume that means that I think I’m hot s—. And that makes them feel bad about themselves and so they hate me.

Are you missing ribs?
No. [Laughs] I just have a small-ass waist. My waist was 22 inches before we put the corset on, and we got it down to 19. (so you see, she wasn’t kidding)

How did you feel about being sexualized like that when you were 15?
I thought it was awesome. I was going to a Christian high school and I wasn’t a feminist yet. I hadn’t sat back and analyzed society yet. I was 15! I just did what I was told to do.

For more crazy statements from the same interview, click here!

There’s SO much Photoshop floating around here, that it’s not even funny. Let’s see:

1. Eva is 5’2, not 5’9”. This figure belongs to a much taller person, they’ve performed some “stretching” on her.

2. The I-can’t-believe-they-liquified-it-this-much WAIST. I’m mostly upset about pic 1 and 2.

3. This is SO NOT her body type. The real Eva does not have the most defined waist, yet alone this cropped 19 inch waist she’s got here, she actually gains weight in her lower abdomen and hips.

4. The size of the bust in pic 1?

5. She really looks older on the cover than in real life. WHY?

OK, I’m done. But there’s more on the next page!

And on another note, how do you like Eva with short hair?

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Remember how a while back, Megan Fox claimed (or joked, depends on how you interpret it) that she has a 22 inch waist? Don’t remember? Click here!

Well, it sure looks 22” (or less) in this mega tight, mega squeezing corset she’s got on right here (for her role in Jonah Hex).

If you wanna see Megan’s complete look, check out the next page!

P.S.: I don’t know if you notice it, but your (bare) thighs look curvier / thicker when you’re doing your best to have the smallest waist possible – fact which explains why Beyonce looks curvier in her fitted & pantless stage outfits and slimmer in jeans and a casual top.

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