Skinny VS Curvy

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Hmm… Who could that be?

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Dear Jessica,

I see that you insist on wearing clothes that do not flatter your shape – either that, or you are very fond of yo-yo-ing and gain and lose loads in a matter of days – I highly doubt that, so I stick with my theory that, in your case (or, more precisely, in your body shape’s case), the clothes you choose are highly relevant.

Why isn’t this outfit perfect? Firstly, you look great in shorts – just not the ones that might reveal your butt when you barely bend. Secondly, gotta work on creating a waist. Therefore, adding layers in the middle area or items that have the potential to look baloonish when associated with your impressive boobs is not recommended.

I mean, I say all these cause you looked so super pretty here. Bring back the A-line dresses, the V necks, the fitted clothes, the tight jeans and long T-shirts!

Best regards,

Versus

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Wow, dumb me – here I was thinking that that dramatic makeup (that intentionally doesn’t follow the contour of the eyes) was Christina’s stage look, like at the VMA’s… or like in her promo pictures. I guess it’s her daily makeup now.

Same Christina recently said that she’ll keep on going strong with the sexual look, because it is important for her to stay true to herself. The exact quote?

“It is important to show Max what mommy does. It is really important to me is that he is an individual and that’s why it is important for me to stay true to myself. If it happens to be raunchy so be it! It’s a matter of self expression to me.”

What do you have to say about it?

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…Or part 128, I don’t know, I lost track.

Facts are that Audrina’s boobs look like they could be the younger lost twins of Tori Spelling’s boobs – and you just know it, that can’t be good news.

Say your thoughts!

Photo credit: Wenn

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OK, I agree that the first pic is a little cruel – but so is that dress she’s wearing.

What’s even crueler is the way they butchered Jennifer’s body in the magazine – wait, what body? It was a “copy JLo’s head and paste it on a size 2 body belonging to a model” technique, right? Yeah, I guessed so.

I’m not sure if I should use big words such as “offensive” or downright yell “Do they really think we’re stupid?”, but I will tell you that: I”ll vote for JLo’s real body with all the back fat and cellulite-full booty in the world rather than the sad, sad illusion on the right.

More photoshopped pics of JLo with top designers after the jump!

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