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Jessica Simpson Gained Weight… and Wears an Unflattering Outfit

January 26, 2009 in Body Type and Clothes, Jessica Simpson by Versus

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Jessica Simpson Gained Weight... and Wears an Unflattering Outfit | jessica simpson body type clothes

It’s not so much that Jessica gained some pounds (we’ve been wondering for a while what was going on under all the baggy clothes), but it’s the fact that she chose a really unflattering outfit for her body type. The kind of outfit that only enhances the areas where she seems to deposit her weight: upper arms, bust, upper abdomen, shoulders and back.

What’s wrong with the outfit? Let’s see:

1. The thick belt around the middle is the last thing a reversed triangle needs, because this belt basically adds a little more volume to the bust area.

2. The round neckline should be abandoned in favor of the V neckline in order to elongate the thickest area of Jessica’s body (chest).

3. The high-waisted jeans – this kind of pants are generally unflattering, although some hourglasses or vases might pull them off. V body shapes, however, are advised to avoid them because all they do is to shorten the torso (the last thing a V shaped figure with a very small torso needs). Jessica would look great with long tops that elongate the waist and balance the whole figure. Even more, the voluminous pockets in the middle area are not flattering, because they add a little extra volume where it’s not needed.

4. Also, I would have chosen a looser top for Jessica (not very loose, but not skintight either) with sleeves.

5. The hair is pretty by itself, but I have noticed that Jessica actually looks slimmer when she’s wearing it in a pony tail. Since she’s already very curvy in the upper half, the super-big hair is a little too much and it unbalances the figure.

NOTE: I do not believe that Jessica is fat / chubby / thick / insert similar word. All I believe is that she could look MUCH, MUCH better (amazing, actually) in the right clothes… and I’m a little sad that she doesn’t seem to have the right stylist.

More pics after the jump!

 

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Blake Lively Will Only Wear Size 0

January 17, 2009 in Blake Lively by Versus

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Blake Lively Will Only Wear Size 0 | blake lively

There’s a rumor flying around and it goes like this:

Blake Lively allegedly refuses to wear anything but a size zero, causing the Gossip Girl costume department to cut the tags from larger-sized samples. 

Honestly, I really wish this wasn’t true, since Blake (as the owner of a non-super-skinny figure) is admired by a lot of girls.

Oh, and I think she’s mentioned in the past that she was a size 4 – so it might be just a rumor.

The dress at the Golden Globes was a little tight though.

What do you have to say?

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Katherine Heigl in Skinny Jeans

January 13, 2009 in Body Type and Clothes, Katherine Heigl by Versus

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Katherine Heigl in Skinny Jeans | katherine heigl body type clothes

Here’s long-time-no-see Katherine Heigl in a pair of skinny jeans… and they are not particularly flattering. Why? Mostly because they make Katherine’s legs look shorter (not necessarily thicker) than they actually are, especially since they’re paired with a long top and with the flattest flats.

What do YOU say?

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Blake Lively in a Tight Dress at the Golden Globes

January 12, 2009 in Blake Lively, Body Type and Clothes by Versus

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Blake Lively in a Tight Dress at the Golden Globes | body type clothes blake lively

Hmm… Blake’s got an amazing figure, but I’m pretty sure that the dress is not showing just HOW amazing Blake’s figure is, mostly because it doesn’t fit perfectly in the lower abdomen area. Even more, Blake herself is not looking very comfortable in this tight gown… or she just needs a better posture.

What do you think of Blake’s choice and the way it agrees with her figure? And isn’t her hair a little underdone for such a fancy event?

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Jessica Alba in 2… Interesting Outfits – Wow or Eww?

January 10, 2009 in 1 Girl 2 Outfits, Jessica Alba, Wow or Eww? by Versus

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Jessica Alba in 2... Interesting Outfits   Wow or Eww?  | wow or eww jessica alba 1 girl 2 outfits

The left: I can see that she was going for a high-fashion, retro look, but do you think it’s flattering on her figure or not?

The right:Yes, that IS a pajama. A Dolce & Gabbana one, in fact.

This is not a fashion site (even though on occasions like these I wish it was), so I’m just gonna say… when you’ve got one hot, perfectly proportioned, nicely shaped, fit body like Jessica and you could basically wear anything and look jaw-dropping gorgeous, WHY choose a pajama at movie premiere?

Jessica Alba in 2… Interesting Outfits – Wow or Eww?

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