Skinny VS Curvy

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted while shopping in Beverly Hills on June 10 – and while the outfit, angles and positions may not be very flattering even for a slim girl like Lindsay, we can tell that she’s been gaining a bit of weight lately.

Remember when Lindsay looked like THIS?

See the rest when you turn the page!

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Heidi Montag is everywhere today (and not for the right reasons). Here is a before & after comparison, plus a list of the plastic surgeries Heidi opted for. Note that the before picture is actually an After picture as well (she had the first round of breast implants and nose job beforehand). Neck liposuction?? Botox at 23? Plus everything else you can think (and not think) of. Oh dear.

A clearer view of what Heidi did to herself:

Why did she do all this? Here is her explanation:

I was made fun of when I was younger, and so I had insecurities, especially after I moved to L.A. People said I had a “Jay Leno chin”; they’d circle it on blogs and say nasty things. It bothered me. And when I watched myself on The Hills, my ears would be sticking out like Dumbo! I just wanted to feel more confident and look in the mirror and be like, “Whoa! That’s me!” I was an ugly duckling before.

This is the “ugly duckling” she was referring to:

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Oh dear – I want to say not-so-diplomatic words, but let’s put it delicately: this is not pretty.

These shots that followed the “crotch-in your-face” aesthetics are for New York Times Magazine… and someone, somewhere and somehow thought they were a good, sexy (?!?) idea.

And there’s a bunch of this! See them after the jump if you haven’t had enough.

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Who’s treating us with her booty?

Who’s wearing super short (too short) shorts… or whatever those are?

Who could this be?

Knock, Knock! Who’s There?

Turn the page and see this girl’s face!

P.S.: This girl has a nice, naturally thin figure, but this outfit is unflattering even on her.

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So this is Brooke Hogan’s new album cover. It’s supposed to be artistic. And pretty.

Since this doesn’t fit into the typical Wow or Eww category, I’ll ask you this:

Brooke Hogan’s New Album Cover Is… Insert attribute.

I’ll go first: Brooke Hogan’s New Album Cover Is… kitsch. And unflattering.

P.S.: Oh, and that’s so not her body.

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