Skinny VS Curvy

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We’ve seen Tara in a bikini before and she was definitely not as skinny as above. Check the picture here! OK, OK, this time Tara only chose a bikini top and a tiny jeans skirt for the bottom – but I say it still counts as a bikini. It might be hard to put your eyes on Tara’s bikini body, considering the guy’s hair and all, but let’s analyze:

 - The weird tummy is still there, although it’s visibly less weird than it was a while back. Still, no reason to attract eyes on that region with a little chain bling. And the tan is so not helping.

 - The fake boobs are considerably smaller, yet still weird – check the right one.

Say your thoughts!

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I know what you’ll say: that neither of these girls have ideal legs (umm, especially Nicky, oops, don’t mean to influence). Well, at least they are as different as possible, which makes it easier to pick a side!

Nicky’s legs? Well, skinny (or even scary skinny), bony knees, tanned, long and ending with really big feet… would make a good characterization .

Jennifer’s legs? Well, definitely fuller than Nicky’s, pale, not particularly toned and probably thicker than Hollywood ideal, yet still decently slim and shapely.

Your turn now! Nicky Hilton versus Jennifer Love Hewitt – Who’s got better legs?

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First stop: Lauren Conrad in a pair of skinny jeans, which are not precisely the most flattering type of jeans she could have picked for her body type.

Next stop, Lauren with Lo and Audrina (all at the same time!) showing off tanned and shiny legs, various colors of nail-polishes, slim arms, pool wear, trendy sunglasses and colorful drinks.

Say your thoughts!

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I could have easily made out of these pics a title like” Who Pulls Off the Little White Dress?”, “Who’s Blonder?” or “Who Got the Tan Right, for a Change?”, but for now, Tara and Paris are competing in the Skinny Department. And if you look at them, it seems that they went for the same white summer dress, bleach and tan formula.

So, let’s hear your verdict! Who’s skinnier? Tara Reid or Paris Hilton?

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Oh my, how do we start? So many things going wrong right here, it’s not even funny.

Obviously Paris paid a visit to the fake tanning salon and somehow forgot to undress before the spraying? Or, she fell asleep during the process, which might explain the excessive tan, too. Or, she got sprayed, then dressed back and since it was a hot day, the intensive sweating (given away by the the overall greasy look) – yucky and 0,1% possible – contaminated the dress.

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