Skinny VS Curvy

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How are we gonna rate this time? Simple: 1 means “chubby/thick” and 10 means “curvy” – is Jordin closer to a thick figure or would you rather say that she’s got the curvy look going on?

Curvy Scale Time! Rate Jordin Sparks!

Versus’s expert rating: Jordin in a 6 on the Chubby to Curvy Scale, as she manages to combine equitably and aesthetically her healthy frame with curves in the right spots.

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Call her “chubby”, call her “curvy”, America has got one plump and feminine looking figure, which is precisely why she needs to be placed on the Curvy Scale! What’s the Curvy Scale? Is a way of rating one’s “curviness”, that’s what it is!

So, what do you think? How would you rate America on the Curvy Scale? Ratings start from 1 and end with 10, where 1 means “flat *** rather than hourglass” and 10 is “nice & round hourglass reinvented”

Versus’s Expert Rating: America is close to the top right here, so a 9 on the “curviness” scale would do her justice.

Photo credit: Getty Images

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In case you missed part 1 and part 2 pf our “Do these pants make my butt look big?” collection featuring Hollywood’s biggest-butt-girl, Kim Kardashian, click here and then click here.

Well, this time, Kim is offering a perfect perspective from the back while she turns to get some coffee – but you’ll have to agree that regardless if we’re seeing her profile or her back, the answer is still YES, these pants, just like all other pants, skirts, dresses or even sacks make Kim’s butt look big.

How do you like it?

P.S.: Apparently, shirts with “dedications” for the paparazzi seem to be in right now.

Photo source:Celebutopia

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Yes, they exist: the pants that managed to make even Paris Hilton’s legs look rotund, and by rotund I literally mean rotund, but also the p-trio, puffy, plump and pudgy . So I guess they would have to be on everybody’s top of the “things I would never ever purchase” list – that is, everybody who is as skinny as or less skinny than Paris, even though I am pretty sure these pants would not have a slimming nor flattering effect on anyone.

Is there anybody out there who thinks these pants look good? If so, on who’s body?

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We all know what “skinny” means. As long as bones are showing here and there, we can call ourselves skinny. But what does “curvy” mean? Long story short, curvy means voluptuous, with pleasant curves in the right places – to be more specific and less delicate: boobs and butt. Now there are definitely not as many perfectly curvy women in Hollywood as there are perfectly skinny ones – so let’s be a little indulgent and extend the meanings of our “curvy” term.

I know that we don’t all see Rachael Ray curvy and facts are that she is not the standard description of the word, but she sure is opposite to Teri Hatcher! Regardless if you include Rachael in the curvy or “could lose a few” category, let’s play Skinny Versus Curvy! Now it is up to you: which one of these ladies in sleek dresses do you prefer? The tall and super skinny Teri Hatcher or the shorter and plumper Rachel Ray?

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