Skinny VS Curvy

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Mischa Barton, tiny outfits (actually, more like sexy lingerie), her perky bust, (what appears to be, partially thanks to the Photoshop artists) toned body, flat stomach and all the sexy rest… in the February issue of Germany’s MAXIM magazine.

Enjoy lots of sexy pictures after the jump!

P.S. She’s blonde on the cover, but kinda redhead / brunette inside the mag – might be recycled pics, but still worth posting.

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Oh, wow! Can she get any racier?

First 3 pictures: Tummy, breasts, nipples… they’re all out and the (covered) rest is just as provocative, if not more! I really understand the meaning of “Flaunt it while you’ve got it” and yeah, Madonna’s got a flat stomach and impossibly toned legs, but there is just TOO MUCH “I gotta be sexy, gotta be sexy” going on here.

Second picture: I’m kinda surprised that Madonna is actually looking her age here and they didn’t metamorphoze her into a plastic and impossibly-flawless doll.

Definitely debatable!

So let’s talk!

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Just once, I wish I could see Pamela with a little less makeup, with a little more clothes and with a less bombshell-ish hair. Just once, really.

Let’s hear your thoughts!

And check the view from the back on the next page!

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Whoa, didn’t expect to see skinny Posh in such sexy scenarios! But here she is, showing even more skin than her husband did in his sexy Armani ads.

I don’t think we ever got the chance to take a good and long look at Victoria’s clothes-less figure, so:

1. First pic: This position would have been oh so unflattering if Victoria wasn’t a skinny girl.

2. Second pic: Definitely not looking unhealthily thin, it’s like they softened her look.

How do you like almost-naked Victoria in these ads?

Check the other one after the jump!

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I don’t know why Kelly is posing sexily and I don’t know whether it’s for a magazine or for an ad and I don’t even know whether Photoshop was a little involved or not - the point is that she’s in a bikini (in a tiny, tiny one, in fact), so we can all inspect her figure!

So, here’s my inspection:

Leaving aside the facts that…

1. The bra is too small and too squishy (and, therefore, creates a fake-boobs-effect on a pair of real boobs)

and

2. The chest bones aren’t very aesthetic, especially the ones in the first picture

…Kelly looks amazing! Thin & curvy at the same time!

What do you say? 

2 more after the jump!

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