Skinny VS Curvy

I would have loved to have a title like “Audrina and Lauren in Their Bikinis”, but Lauren decided to show a little less skin and a little more clothes than Audrina, who apparently, loves to be and to be seen in her beach outfit every other day.

And if you were wondering about the occasion that put the girls in such tiny outfits, it was Brody Jenner’s birthday. Yes, I know, Audrina’s hand is strategically placed there – some will say “Yay”, some will say “Nay”.

What else is worth mentioning? Probably the fact that even in the most unforgiving position that would leave many of us with our bellies hanging down in multiple layers, Audrina’s stomach looks enviable. That, and the fact that Lauren’s got some veins going on – but not enough to outshine her slim, hot bod.

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You know the game, you know the girls. The Kardashian sisters, in their complete trio are back and are here to be… gossiped about, what else? So, three different outfits, definitely three different body shapes and three different body sizes.

Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian- Who’s hottest this time? Tall, strong and thick Khloe, petite, slim & shapely Kourtney or poster-of-curvy Kim? Choose your favorite!

And while you-re at it, whose outfit is cutest?

Photo source: ONTD

Since there is no other apparent motive for me to post this picture, I found a simple, basic and natural reason: supermodels and co-workers Doutzen Kroes and Adriana Lima are pretty. And they manage to look so without even showing much (flawless) skin or (again, flawless) supermodel shapes.

How do you like them?

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Kim and Carmen have been spotted together on a wide range of (sexy) occasions – and since three hotties are always better than two, Vanessa came to complete the picture. At this point, we’ve got a palette of different, yet all appealing figures, that come along with one or more of the following: huge booties, fake busts, long and lean legs, small waists, perky butts and toned thighs.

So, three hotties, three body sizes, three body shapes – Whose body is the best?

Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo – Choose your favorite!

Yes, that right. And in case you need to hear their names in order to believe it, here are Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Nicollette Sheridan, Felicity Huffman and Dana Delany promoting the new and fifth season of their popular show.

So, since they’re all here, all hot, fresh and glammed up, feel free to comment and debate on:

1. Which housewife is hottest?

2. Who’s got the best body type? Who’s skinniest? Who’s curviest?

3. Which housewife was in the Photoshop specialists’ hands the longest?

4. Where have Eva’s gained-for-the-role-pounds gone? And how do those boobs look?

And once you’ve decided all that, a girlie-girlie question: Whose dress is prettiest?