Skinny VS Curvy

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Oh, wow! Can she get any racier?

First 3 pictures: Tummy, breasts, nipples… they’re all out and the (covered) rest is just as provocative, if not more! I really understand the meaning of “Flaunt it while you’ve got it” and yeah, Madonna’s got a flat stomach and impossibly toned legs, but there is just TOO MUCH “I gotta be sexy, gotta be sexy” going on here.

Second picture: I’m kinda surprised that Madonna is actually looking her age here and they didn’t metamorphoze her into a plastic and impossibly-flawless doll.

Definitely debatable!

So let’s talk!

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Whoa, didn’t expect to see skinny Posh in such sexy scenarios! But here she is, showing even more skin than her husband did in his sexy Armani ads.

I don’t think we ever got the chance to take a good and long look at Victoria’s clothes-less figure, so:

1. First pic: This position would have been oh so unflattering if Victoria wasn’t a skinny girl.

2. Second pic: Definitely not looking unhealthily thin, it’s like they softened her look.

How do you like almost-naked Victoria in these ads?

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Regardless if I’m gonna sit and stare at these Adriana Lima swimsuit pictures for 5 minutes or for 12 hours, the conclusion will be the same… that Adriana is pretty much flawless.

Yeah, yeah, it’s a catalog, so of course she’s flawless, but this girl’s airbrushed version and real version are very similar… so we can all push our “envy” buttons now.

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To all you cleavage-admirers, here are two lovely ones: Minka Kelly and Lacey Chabert, exhibiting their ample busts in two different types of cleavages.

Do you prefer the see-throughness on the left or the classic V cut on the right?

Cleavage Battle! Minka Kelly VS Lacey Chabert!

Pick your favorite!

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I don’t know why Kelly is posing sexily and I don’t know whether it’s for a magazine or for an ad and I don’t even know whether Photoshop was a little involved or not - the point is that she’s in a bikini (in a tiny, tiny one, in fact), so we can all inspect her figure!

So, here’s my inspection:

Leaving aside the facts that…

1. The bra is too small and too squishy (and, therefore, creates a fake-boobs-effect on a pair of real boobs)

and

2. The chest bones aren’t very aesthetic, especially the ones in the first picture

…Kelly looks amazing! Thin & curvy at the same time!

What do you say? 

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