Paris Hilton’s Lingerie Will Make Your Boobs Look Huge
January 21, 2010 in Paris Hilton by Versus
… or so she says. Paris Hilton is about to launch her swimwear and lingerie line – and you’re looking at the ( photoshopped / cartoonish) promo! Here’s what she has to say about it:
“In my lingerie line, I have a bra that I designed for flat-chested girls and it makes your boobs look huge! People think it’s fake boobs. Everyone’s like, ‘Did you…?’ I’m like, ‘No!’ It makes me look like a double-D. I’m flat-chested compared to most girls in Hollywood.”
I’ll say this much. I’ve seen Paris Hilton walking in papparozzi shots that have led people to believe she had her breasts done HUGE. Then the next day, her breasts were down to regular small Paris Hilty size. If she was wearing HER designed bras in those pics, then they will DEFINITELY sell. Or at least, if her bras are anything like the ones she was wearing when the paps took the shots. They will fly off the shelves.
I know what you mean. I’ve seen those pics. And if the bras really do that, I’ll buy them!
I was thinking the exact same thing! Guess we’ll wait and see.
BTW, what is going on with her legs in this pic? I don’t think water would like that around her legs? Maybe I’m wrong but it just looks odd.
The picture is obviously phtoshopped
I was thinking that too, they kept saying that she had got them done, and I belived it cause she was like 3 cups bigger…but it looks like she’s still an A cup.
As you guys said, those are going to fly off the shelves. I’m not going to get one cause I don’t need it, but I guess if I needed it I would…
By the way, men hate those things, they feel tricked…haha, I can just see their face when they take the bra off..
lol Yeah, I can imagine the men’s faces. “Man, honey, I’ve been waiting a long time for this mome-…W..What the….What are these mosquito bites!??”
lol that made me laugh!
As for having a bra that would make my boobs bigger? I honestly could not give a crap if my boobs look bigger or not. I have a B and I am perfectly happy, if I wear a good bra they can look ginourmous and I can get cleavage pretty easily, and if I am trying to wear a cool fashion top I can go flat in almost an instant. Either way… but I rarely ever want my boobs to look big, eek. For me and my personal style, smaller is sooo much better.
oh i def agree with you on the guy thing lol just like when girl’s wear spanx haha they feel tricked about that too
Men feels tricked when it comes to bigger breasts and push up bras too. They look all perky, but when the bra comes off… Hello droopy! lol. I’ve heard far more people complain about that then padded bras.
yes agree
wish i could buy those
i agree with the guys being ytricked thing…but most of them arent going to see the girl nakey anyway so they will never know!!! but i does put pressure on their s/o if guys think they are really like this and their gf isnt!…i salute Paris and Rosie for being truthful about it of late! i usually cant stand Paris. but this. i like. plus, she still acts and thinks she is hot even with her tiny titties! so thats awseome for flat chested girls! sometimes i wish mine were smaller! they can look great in tops without bras and when they are odd (like mine) they are less noticable in size difference.
oh and they look classy in certain clothes, with big boobs you need to be careful not to look skanky…hmmm i wonder what these bras would do to my dd’s!? watch out pammy! lol jj! i doubt they would make them for dd’s…i can never find nice, push up bras for dd’s …just cuz they are big doesnt mean we dont sometimes wanna show them off! you get b cups that look like dd’s sometimes…then what bloout us dd’s!? also, they sometimes can look saggy or have stretch marks and push ups help with that!
Now all she needs is makeup to de-wonkify her eye and shoes to make her size 11 feet look smaller.
hahahahahaha
LMAO Thats so true!
she should design something that doubles the brain size…
That’s pretty much a cartoon of Paris.
That’s what i thought too. “Oh paris hilton is on the cartoon network”?
Horrid ad.
lol
I know! Is this seriously the picture they’re going to use? I think photoshop is getting way out of control.
i thought that pic was miranda kerr at first
I don’t wanna come across as over-dramatic, since we’re only talking about a padded bra here, but I think it’s a shame that now even she advocates the bigger-boobs-look.
The one thing I actually liked about her was her stoic contentment with her small boobs (or at least her refusal to get plastic surgery). This was the one good message she sent – especially to younger girls.
….Does it come with an air pump?
What A DEBAUCHERY OF AN AD IT LOOKS LIKE WANNA BE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED MEETS FINDING NEMO EPIC FAIL OF MASS PROPORTIONS Where in the hell are her marketing people. Where they do that at! Just like her stars are blind video which looked like a cheap wicked game by Chris Isaak only she’s no Helena Christensen. ANYYYWAYYYS I do agree with some of the comments which feel like she’s insinuating that being small chested is a bad thing and it’s not. Being a bigger chested girl I kind of do wish I was smaller chested.
Lol finding nemo is just right!
As silly as she may seem sometimes, as a flatchested girl myself, I’m actually looking forward to seeing her products. If they work even a tiny bit, I’m sold!
Will someone please tell me who became a redhead? for some reason I can’t see it, everytime I click on it it says “internet explorer cannot display page” how annoying
I think it’s Hayden P.
The web address shows her name on it, and I am guessing that Vs. didnt just randomly do that…
Thanks
oh I know its not her fault.
her or him.
Yeah it’s Hayden Panettiere.
She looks great here, and good for her if she has a product people buy..
when oh when are there gonna be more choices for the opposite- big chested girls. im on brink of getting breast reduction here. i wouldnt wanna be completely flat but man i dont know what these girls are thinking when they say they want DD’s. i got them and they are a pain in every meaning of the word.
i know other countries have choices for bigger breasts
US seems to me like a country with smallest breasts ever. everyone here is always complaining about being flat. Coming from Russia its weird to me cause back there majority is very well endowed
make something for big boobs! please!
smallest breast ever?
atleast she doesnt look emaciated,
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Um.. what.
nice, i like so much
What the heck. Are consummers so easily deluded to buy Paris Hilton overpriced stuff.
She reinvented the padded push up bra, wow, like we didn’t have those since 1899.
you say it well!
They didn’t! Don’t you know Howard Hughes invented those?
Lol, I’m pretty sure women have been constricting, molding, and shoving stuff under their breasts to make them a pleasing plump shape since the dawn of mankind.
Its great posting .Sex appealing based on what you are wearing & its mainly based on brand and its brand image and USP.Comfort level to branded cloths have the work which leads to high research on fabric & styling.
my boobs are already huge so no thanks
Wow, they used a lot of Photoshop….
I personally think Paris Hilton is a really sexy woman. Yes she may act like a dumbass most of the time, but she deserves respect from the media just as much as anyone else.
Oh and her breats are not flat, they are just not big and stick out as much.
It’s sort of an puchup bra, for woman with smaller breasts.
The only thing I don’t like about Paris is she can think she’s all that, most of the time. Well I’m not saying she does, but she looks like she does.
But everything else, she is hot.
used a lot of Photoshop…
say it well!
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