Megan Fox Aims to Be Sexy (I Guess?)
November 20, 2009 in Megan Fox by Versus
Oh dear – I want to say not-so-diplomatic words, but let’s put it delicately: this is not pretty.
These shots that followed the “crotch-in your-face” aesthetics are for New York Times Magazine… and someone, somewhere and somehow thought they were a good, sexy (?!?) idea.
And there’s a bunch of this! See them after the jump if you haven’t had enough.
Eww! i really dont like these pics
Aims and FAILS!
Well it’s clear that she looks her sexiest when she doesn’t try to be sexy.
These pics further prove that…
THey are really awful! i know photography is supposed to be an individual thing but man… its just really not flattering at all… i mean even her facial expression are sort of … well… dead!
oh HELL NO
No, Megan. No.
She looks like a barely-pubescent cheerleader stuck in the 80s and pedobear’s dream girl.
Lol @ pedobear
did someone say pedobear…? Hilarious.
this is SO creepy…
i jerked off to these yesterday, true story.
whoa overshare, true story.
LOL @ Gigi. I know right? Didn’t need to know that…
Why is someone with a penis on this site? That comment really caught me off guard…
maybe “he” is a woman and jerked off (do you say jerk off for masturbation?)?
on topic: if the pics aim to be erotic, they fail. but i find them neither unpleasant, nor exhibitionistic. my impression is more a theme-related shot like ballerina or high-school-softball-player stretching. her crotch is not revealed in the slightest and she looks cute and innocent.
ew
i think someone was being sarcastic, right ??
i really hope so
really didn’t want to know that
Funny thing, when she was focusig on those…poses (?), she forgot to put her ‘sexy look’ on her face. And her face looks nice and pretty here
Let’s be honests! She is not the first and neither the last who do this kind of pictures. My question is: what kind of editor had the “brilliant” (ironically said) ideea for she posing like that ?!
Mostly I blame the editor and the photographer.
this is what gives her that sort of rep. that was a really bad move once again… and the hair is slightly too cheerleaderish.
i think she is supposed to be a cheerleader here. or a highschool girl doin any sort of sports. thats why i think her facial expression matches the theme and the b/w-80ies-style. the fact she is showing her crotch is just for the ambivalence between innocence and flashing your bits, like you do when u are young and not aware in sports.
lmai i love how this is tagged as “eew”
Seems like every picture I’ve ever seen of her either has her mouth open or her legs spread. Yuck!
i’m so sick of hearing about her. She can’t act at all. She’s pretty, yes, but she over does the sex part. I don’t want to see your crotch in a magazine-even if it’s covered by undies…..no…..no no no no no! Not good. Maybe men like it but she’s not winning points with women-she knows this but she thinks women hate her for being pretty. NO-we hate her because she comes off as a slut and that’s not appealing. If she wants to be an actress for the long haul, she shouldn’t do this stuff.
PS—stop with the “marilyn monroe” thumb biting. It’s not working for lindsay and it’s not working for you. No one could replace marilyn monroe!
very much agreed!
I personally hate her because she’s a moron and thinks she’s worthwhile.
..that is quote worthy.
knowing her and her oddness she probably did it on purpose specifically so people would have the eww/wtf! reactions that everyone here is having
Her face looks completely dead in all of these. And is it just me, or is she like the only person who looks better in color than in black and white?
She looks lifeless period. One of the worst actresses I have ever seen in my life. I’ve seen some really bad ones too. This girl is at least in the top 5.
I think she looks great. She gives off a Juliet from Romeo and Juliet sort of vibe, but a modern version.
In the first picture she looks like a cheerleader. We women may not get it but hey, a lot of guys love cheerleaders and their flexibility so maybe that’s who they were targeting.
What the hell are you talking about? A “Juliet from Romeo and Juliet sort of vibe”? Seriously? Okay, we’re all very impressed that you’ve read your first Shakespeare in 9th grade language arts but please refrain from saying such stupid stuff online.
If I was trying to impress anyone I would compare Megan to a character from a much lesser known play by a much lesser known author. That wasn’t my intent. She looks like what I always pictured Juliet to look like, except wearing sneakers. That’s all I intended to get across.
Disagree? Fine, but don’t insult my opinion or my intelligence. Nothing in my comment gave you any right to.
Ewww she’s nasty.
I think she is really pretty now…but I was watching an episode of a show she featured in…faith and hope? was she there..? lol I am not sure..but it looked like her and she looked quite different…before the plastic surgeries..
I am against those…though sometimes they can transfer a person who does not look good into a ” sex-bomb ” or something…like in Meg’s case…hmm…
Does anyone know if that was her for sure?
she looks different after the plastic surgeries…her nose..and lips..
Her face now looks quite…perfect..hmm..
megan had plastic surgeries? really?
That is her on the show.
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!! what is she doing?! def not her best… def not sexy
doesn’t even look like ‘megan fox’
I wanted to say i liked these pictures, but when i took a second look i just saw her face. Extremely blunt. Absolutely no expression and she has the same face in each photo. Normal people who fool around while taking photos have such a vide range of expressions, i don’t get it why these photoshoots with actresses insist so much on showing only one face. It makes no sense for me. If photography says more than a 1000 words, well i’m quite sure these particular pictures are not the most “literate” of them all
Megan Fox, what are you doing.
Her eyes are completely blank with zero intellect/confidence/passion in them.
Usually when women pose in such a seductive way, their eyes scream “DON’T YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS??”
Whereas, Megan’s eyes read “Please tell me I’m sexy! Pretty please! I’ll even spread my legs! I’m sexy, right? RIGHT??”
I truely don’t get the concept of these photos.
I think megan is super pretty and sexy. But these are so ott. I know guys will love them because they can literally see what it’d be like to have sex with her, but does she have no dignity? She’d be super sexy in a pair of sweats and a T, she doesn’t need to spread her legs.
I’ve said it before, but I guess she’s just trying to make the most of her fame whilst it lasts.
Perhaps maybe she was just doing it to be”controversial”.
one word for that: EWWWW!!!…and what’s with the 80′s toddler’s getup?
umm granny panties and cheap fugly shoes.. yeah that sure says sexy..
the shoes are just converse. don’t you have converse in your country? i highly doubt that. plus why do you consider them ugly and cheap? they’re just ordinary sporty shoes that aren’t really that cheap.
“Women think I’m slutty I think i look like a man, I dont even think I’m sexy blah blah blah Its all shit, I talk shit! But no seriously I dont think I’m sexy but check my minge!” Said Megan Fox.
Hah i think what’s funny is that she doesn’t even seem so flexible, thus she looks rather awkward and childish more than sexy, trying to do poses she can’t do. Idk if that was the point
eh, i guess if you say like a cheerleader it could be cute, but just..ew.
I mean it’s all boney..and gross and its just THERE….. It’s creepy and awkward. She looks like just..T_T
Oh megan fox….. whatever,welllll at least the boys who are in love with her will eat this up.
I disagree with most people here. Maybe not being a Megan Fox fan, I think this is the best she’s looking in a long time. Probably because she doesn’t look herself. Other than some of the poses, she looks a lot more innocent here than she normally looks.
LMFAO! she is not even that flexible her leg would look better straighten completley haha, she looks soooo funny, its like she was actually tring to have a bad photoshoot
Nasty. The underwear she’s wearing looks a diaper. These shots are a trainwreck. FAIL.
Eww, these photos are nasty, I have nothing more to say.
I think third, fourth, fifth and sixth photos are actually nice. She looks really pretty here without her “I´m so sexy”-face
Sucks.
Sucks…sucks.
Did i mention that she sucks???
sigh
ew
Can’t believe she agreed to do this.
Um are these PRE-Photo Shop because her legs look funny and… I don’t even wanna talk about… the “spread em” look!!!
Gross.
Versus, can you finally explain to me her body type?
I am really not sure about her…
I’ve been thinking about it, too. It’s not clear in these pics, but I’ve looked at many candids of her and:
Her very long and thin torso excludes the “vase / hourglassy” body type – also, her long neck and medium bust indicate a type that gains more weight on her bottom half. She is not a pear because her hips do not widen dramatically and they sometimes look the same size as her shoulders (in the right dress).
I have noticed that her upper thighs are the ones that make her look curvy, which is why I am thinking she is a skittle (like Halle Berry, only more stretched).
Skittle’s characteristics: thicker thighs, noticeable booty (but without the super curvy hips), slightly slimmer upper half, medium bust, flat tummy, thin torso.
All I can say is EWWWWWW to her face and vagina!
this she-it is hot stuff. lol
“Her legs look funny”
Wtf? Have you ever used your muscles before? You do know it’ll look similar when you’re using your muscles. Oh wait. You’re not “normal” .
Like some of you guys, I got what was supposed to be sexy here: the innocent and casual cheerleader stretching and all, which explains the diaper-looking underwear aswell.
However, I’m afraid we were the only ones. Wether Megan is afraid of looking ugly by making different facial expressions, or she didn’t understand what the photoshoot was all about.
Besides, she doesn’t convince me too, with all that women-hate-me-because-they-think-I’m-sexy-but-I’m-not shit, because she clearly tries too hard to be sexy all the time! Just one more of her many awful actings.