Star Magazine’s Best & Worst Winter Beach Bodies
December 27, 2008 in Audrina Patridge, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid by Versus
What do we have here? Bikini overload!
Star Magazine decided to inspect the bikini bodies that were revealed this winter and to put labels on them… they got a little creative while doing so, which explains categories such as “Best Rehab Body”, a title owned by Lindsay Lohan.
Also, they proved a lot of “creativity” when they declared that Audrina deserves the “Best Cleavage” title – umm, what?
The other categories on the cover:
Most overexposed: Jennifer Aniston
Worst Tummy Surgery Scars: Star Jones
Cheesiest Butt: Tara Reid
Best Beach Bump: Brooke Mueller
Hottest Hunk: Josh Holloway
Let’s comment!
EEEW. Audrina doesn’t have the best cleavage, she doesn’t even have an acceptable cleavage on the average scale. It’s so gross looking!
Who in the world gave Audrina the title as the best clevage? Holy mother of god, its disgusting.
Yeah, two silicone lumps floating miles apart on a bony chest.
Best. Cleavage. Ever.
giving lindsay “the best rehab body” is reasonable… (cause i actually think she looks pretty good now… but a bit more tone would be better) but giving audrina “best cleavage”? yeah… same thought… umm… WHAT?!
If Tara Reid would gain a little weight, those’d be curves instead of sags. Sadly, delusionally underweight.
Oh come on, Hottest Hunk is Josh Holloway? Please, that title(for beach bodies anyway) will always belong to Matthew McConaughey
very true stella!
zachetnaya tema!
Best cleavage? Not meant to be mean, but more like THE WORST cleavage… Sorry Audrina.
i feel so bad for tara…. thats a horrid butt =/
Who has got that
tights (little picture)?
Star Jones body looks pretty good. If the only thing they could find wrong are a few surgery scars, then so what.
these are a joke. audrina has horriable cleavage and the baithing suit she is wearing doesn NOT help! hopefull they will get some better ones next year. ugh..
No WAY is that the ‘best cleavage’. It’s disgusting. They should at least big someone with real breasts, or find fake ones that look good!
Audrina’s pretty and slim and toned and all, but she doesn’t have best cleavage IMO D:
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I found this site from my upline coach at http://MyRecruitingSystem.com guy who runs that site recruited over 100 coaches his first month. Him and his wife took the top spot with the chairmans challenge that Beachbody was putting on and Carl is flying to their home to interview them.
He is allowing a few people outside of his team to use his system and it is awesome. I got the system and ad co-op and recruited 3 new coaches my first week. I also recruited my sister but I don’t think she is going to do much.
Talk with everyone later
♥ Linda in Cali ♥