Skinny VS Curvy Bikini Battle! Lindsay Lohan VS Kelly Brook!
January 1, 2009 in Bikini Body Battle, Kelly Brook, Lindsay Lohan, Skinny Versus Curvy by Versus
Woo hoo! What a mixed treat!
In the left corner, we’ve got one very skinny Lindsay Lohan, her flat-as-a-board stomach, her interestingly tanned body, skinny arms and narrow hips!
In the right corner, we’ve got British babe Kelly Brook, who brought her hourglass shape, her curvy hips and thighs, defined waist and full bust!
2 in 1: We melted our trademark Skinny VS Curvy Battle and Bikini Body Battle in a Skinny VS Curvy Bikini Battle!
Skinny VS Curvy Bikini Battle! Lindsay Lohan VS Kelly Brook!
Choose your favorite and check more pictures of the girls after the jump!
Kelly Brook!
deffo Kelly! Lin looks like a boi!
Yes those boobs remind me of a boy too
Lindsay’s got the worst body. She looks like a boy and she has a weird stomach. And that self tan which is kinda peeled of, is not at look to go for!
…Ever notice how FAT AND UGLY women ALWAYS sat that a hot girl looks like a BOY??? And what do you look like….a WATER BUFFALO?***
TRUE, True
Agreed! I think hot skinny girls look like hot skinny girls, not boys. I never got the boy thing, I mean by that logic do fat guys look like women?
No, she hardly has hips which makes her look boyish, thats the problem. There are skinny girls out there who look like girls no matter how skinny but Lindsay looks boyish because of her bone structure.
Bahaha! Boys should never call a girl fat or skinny
lol i know what you mean, but some of them are not fat and ugly-it is not because they are jealous. You dont htink she looks like a boy? She’s got big breasts, thats it. Look at her waist/hips -its completely straight.She is the same size from under her boobs till the end of her hips-one straight line-not even a sign of waist, or any curve. I ve probably seen men with a shapelier body. So it is not because we are fat, ugly and jealous-it is because some guys, as soon as they see huge breasts, they think that a a girl is the hottest thing in the world. There is much more to hotness than big breasts.
wow. you summed it all up for me. I TOTALLY AGREE! #kate upton. Kate upton has huge breasts (amazing) but she doesnt have a defined waist line. She’s not like Lindsay particularly, but you know what i mean. but no, because she has a 36 inch bust she’s the HOTTEST thing ever! I think Irina Shayk is much hotter…
SI 2011, baby.
KELLY BROOK!!! omg she has the perfect body! lindsay has no hips and fake ugly boobs .. kelly has the most beautiful curves!
Definitely Kelly Brook, but Lilo isn’t built like that so isn’t fair. We don’t all have these wide hips with flat stomachs. Some of us have thin frames and have to be thin to look good. . . I think it is comparing apples and oranges.
In case you never noticed, Lindsay Lohan used to be one of us girls with thighs and hips..and she looked a million times better…now she’s just emaciated, and it shows.
Oh! What’s fair?! The fact that narrower hipped women are better runners than hour-glass frames? Heaven forbid you’re any less sexy than their <3 mile asses. And have you considered the plight of the wide hipped, small breasted woman? Or that of the athletic, but linebacker-built girl with a barrel chest, wide shoulders, no hips and thick thighs? Or the woman with the skinny arms and legs and thick jelly stomach that just won't go away. Now THAT'S not fair. But so what? Why is sexiness the measure of a woman? Is that what feminism did for us? We freed ourselves only to go right back in there. Only it's worse; we do it on our own volition, forgetting (let me switch back to our pathetic post-feminist thinking) that there's plenty of men to go around and that you really only need one to find you irresistible. Not every guy with a magazine in a bathroom. Eww.
Ann- I couldn’t be more in agreement.
Lana – Congratulations, your brainwashing is complete! You are now the perfect Stepford wife robot.
Ann, I totally appreciated this comment. I feel so bad about my body and this really helped put things in perspective. <3 (love)
Lana, stormfront is a notoriously racist and sexist, but most importantly, ignorant site.
I’d shop around.
WY ISN’T THIS LINK REMOVED???
Big Time TRue
Kelly.
Lindsay hasn’t always been as thin as she is now, and she looked better before, so she does not need to be thin to look good, IMO.
Lindsay! I think her body looks tight and thin, but both look good!
i say lindsay’s face on kelly’s body. kelly has a great body and thats all =/ hmm, i would rather have lindsay’s face than kelly’s body. beautiful over sexy. =]
WOW!! what a great body kelly!! soo perfeeeectttttt!!
i luv lindsay..but in this battle i have to say kelly… lindsay hasn’t hips :S she looks like a boy.. but she still have boobs
an in between would be best..like if lindsay gained some or kelly lost some
Where does Kelly need to lose from?
hahaha, good one!
Exactly.
lyndsay’ stomach looks like a lippo job. not natural at all.
as for the question, i would say Kelly (even if i have no idea who she is) because my body looks more like hers. but i wonder what men think about it…
I agree,i thought lipo immediately.not judgemental though.
I’d have to say Lindsay without a doubt.
Wow lindsay! She must have had like lipo or something on her thighs, how can they be sooo tiny?!
kelly!
but lindsay looks good too
Kelly.
lindsay’s boobs are like amazing!! they change shape every season. theyre massive, and tehn she has no boobs at alll, wow. they look awesome here. but they might be gone tmrw =/
LOL!!!!!!!!
Lindsay, hands down. She looks lean and fit.
lindsay but minus the fake boobs
lindsay has an amazing body & her boobs are real! I went to highschool with her!
kelly definitely
They were real in high school !
kelly. lin looks unhealthily lean.
I doubt lindsay s boobs are fake b/c:
1. look how saggy they are.and space between them. less than perfect “work”s
2.her size changs rapidly b/c of weight and hormones. she copuld never have sugery that often
the old lindsay wasn’t big, but she has the same problem now
a lipo-y stomach and a thick waist. it just goes to show you no matter how much weight you lose your body shape wil stay the same( at least bone structure wise)
why ppl say kelly wins is because of her WHR, comapred to lindsay.
persoanlly i preffer lindsays thighs to kelly’s.
put lindsay is WAY too thin now. she bordering scary skinny\
Kelly woins b/c oif her amazing WHR
I am in total agreement about Kelly’s waist to hip ratio and think that she looks amazing because of it. Lindsey has, and girls don’t go crazy, what IS considered a boy body type (aka the ruler body type). Her waist is literally less than six inches than her hips, even though her hips are small. I have the same body type. You can still be lean and fit, but it’s just not possible to look like Kelly here if you aren’t an hour glass. It’s beautiful. Although, Lindsey has a great ass and set of legs. That’s common for a ruler body type, just that damn waist. It doesn’t curve in. Me, for example, am 34DD, 28 waist, 34 butt. If I were an hourglass, I would be a 24 waist. It can’t go in that far, and I’m in great shape. They can’t really be compared against each other because they are TOTALLY different
I’m liking Lindsay’s body more.
Kelly. Lindsay looked better with a bit of weight on.
hmm, but is lindsay scary skinny? i mean, she seems happy. no scary bones popping out. has meat on her booty, arms, legs. i mean, she’s just slim. i think her most “scary skinny” part would be her stomach. and it only looks scary skinny cuz of her tan marks. overall, theres nothing scary skinny about lindsay to me. she does tho, look like a veyyy young girl compared to kelly, but thats just her body. this is a realllly great battle between a truly skinny and a truly curvy woman.
I’m inclined to agree with you – It just appears that Lindsay has a straight body type, where as Kelly is an hour glass shape.
However, I do think Lindsay needs to be careful; if she loses any more weight then…
And I prefer Kelly Brooks, as I feel her shape is more womanly.
Lindsey Lohan looks like complete sh*t next to kelly.
Definitely Lindsay.
I think her body’s almost perfect (except for the saggy boobs)
KELLY ANY DAY!
lindsey is finally looking good again 1000x better then that curvy ick!
You’re kidding, right?
kelly! lindsey is creepy!
No contest. Kelly Brook. She’s got such amazing curves.
Versus, is Lindsay a ruler body shape? Her always-present-boobs confuse me.
They confuse me too. I don’t think she’s a perfect ruler, but she doesn’t fit in any other category either.
When she was curvier, she looked like a vase.
Versus, maybe she’s a lollipop? Another Trinny & Susannah discovery.
Now, she does look like a lollipop, you’re right – but we know that this is not her natural shape, so I wasn’t judging based on how she looks when she’s at her skinniest.
Oyeh good point, sorry. Must be a vase then (^_^)
I still love lindsay lohan
lindsay lohan ALL DA WAY
KELLY BROOKS HAS AN ULGY FACE!
Kelly!
Lindsay actually has NO Figure at all.
At first i thought, am i going mad, or has she got no shape, not one curve, like at all….. ?
and then i saw other people noticing it, and thank god. =p
It’s not even that she’s thin, it’s just her shape, and it looks much better with weight on.
It does not at all look right like that.
Kelly has shape, i guess.
Lindsay looked better when she was curvy – she had curves in all the right places before, she’s just getting skinnier and skinnier now…
Kelly looks like a REAL WOMAN! woo go Kelly!
real woman? when will people learn that not all women will look like that? sounds dumb if you know what i mean.
I hate how people are criticizing Lindsay’s body for not being curvy enough. Everyone is born with a certain bone structure and not every one of those allow for huge curves. It really bugs me when people find it perfectly fine to call someone ugly simply for being thin, but think its the most horrible if someone is called ugly for being overweight.
Lindsay hands down…no competition whatsoever!
Lindsay looks horrible!
Her shoulders are wierd..
Kelly is stunning and has an amazing figure.
KELLY! No Question her curves are HOT any man wants something to grab right boys? Lindsay where did your beautiful hips go? You used to look good
Ummm are you serious is this a joke? DUH LINSDAY
Lindsay, even if she has no curves she still looks good.
Kelly, at least she isn’t fighting her natural body shape, Linds needs to lay off the weight loss, and embrace her natural body shape again.
cut your hair linsay
Kelly by far! Her body is beautiful. But Lindsey looks alright given her natural shape.
Lindsays really hot
they both look good to me .
I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.
I don’t think Lindsay is the best representation of “skinny”. Her body shape is horrible. There are plenty of women who are as skinny as her but have a better shape and a defined waist.
Well, some of us WISH we could actually HAVE hips.
lindsay lohan is looking much better
kelly brook is SUPER massive
i have a doubt about her weight
maybe not over 43
You think Kelly is “super massive”?
Supermassive could be used to describe my left buttcheek maybe, but nothing on kelly is supermassive. :/
Lilo looks like a tramp with saggy tits.
Get your fat back or go to rehab but do something, you’re melting in a quite unhealthy fashion.
Lindsay for sure! The other girl is way too fat, and it’s not flattering at all. Her bikini looks absolutely awful!
Oh bugger off, Kelly is not fat at all.
kelly looks amazingggggggg so so amazing! lindsays bikini is great though!
Without a doubt Kelly Brook…She looks really nice and HEALTHY!! Lindsay on the other hand looks sooooo UNhealthy and that makes her ungly… She should definately gain weight…she looks like she has anorexia and that’s too bad both for her health and for the teenager girls who want to look like her and have her as a kind of idol…
Lindsay! I hate fat girls. Maybe Kelly has her curves, but she is not in a good physical shape. She looks … jellylike?
Actually, Kelly looks in very good physical shape, some of us women don’t get toned when we are in shape, we stay soft. I know, I used to hate the fact that I couldn’t get a 6 pack, until I realized that a lot of guys just don’t care either way if a girl has them or not.
Six-pack? Dear God, what are you trying to become – a man?
Men like women to look like women. Being soft and pale is being womanly. And if you don’t like it, how about getting a sex change to go with your feminist ideals, huh?
Dude, did you actually read what I said? o.O And BTW, it’s not really a bad thing if a woman can get a six-pack, some are more able than others, doesn’t mean they are trying to become a man.
And you think Lindsey is in good shape? She’s skinny with virtually no muscle.
*gag* makes me laugh that lindsay obviously thinks she looks good…!
although Lindsay doesn’t have the best body in the world, she looks amazing compared to flabby, lily-white Kelly.
Flabby? Are you serious?
Lily-white and curvy is beautiful, you bigot. Much more beautiful to see on a woman than peanut butter colored skin and a boyish body.
Kelly all the way. To everyone calling her flabby and fat, you have serious issues. :/
Just a question for all who read this, remember when lindsay had boobs but was bigger, then she became what looked like bulimic/anorexic and lost her breasts, and then she gained weight to become what looks like healthier but now she is losing weight but still has large breasts, WELL would you say her boobs are fake now? or not fake? and if any doctors who read this or people with a medical background could tell me how her boobs managed to stay still ample even though she is going back to a similar body type that she was when she had a very bony body. Just curious
Lindsey deffinatly! I think Kelly looks wide. Lilo has a perfect body who cares if her boobs are fake or if she’s had lipo, it looks great! I’d rather look like her than Brook anyday.
Wide? and what the hell is wrong with wide? She has wide hips, because she is feminine and sexy, and has a great small waist to go with it. Lindsay’s waist to hip ratio is nearly 1:1……
lindsay for sure. kelly is fat. not “curvy”. lindsays tits arent fake. i didnt know huge thighs and a nasty fat ass was attractive. lindsay has the perfect body. gorgeous and slim. scary skinny? lol. she wasnt in auschwitz. get real.
No, you get real. Kelly may not be your preference, but she most definitely is NOT fat. She IS curvy, she has a small waist with bust and hips noticeably bigger than her waist and they are fairly equal in size. That’s what curvy is, small waist with bigger hips/bust.
Kelly isn’t curvy??? Huge thighs and a nasty ass? Good grief…you’re right, Lindsay wasn’t in Auschwitz. They weren’t given any food or drink but Lindsay lives on coffee, Redbull, vodka and coke(both kinds). Such a perfect diet!
wow. r u serious? u know exactly what her diet is? jesus christ whered u get that info? us weekly? shes just watching what she eats so shes not chubby like she was in “mean girls”. no matter what every one looks better thin. kelly should lose at least 25-30 lbs.
Wow, you need help.
hahahahah!!! mabye you do. the point of this site is to express your opinion. im sorry your too f***ing immature to understand that yet.
Sorry sweetheart, I’m not the one calling a healthy sized woman fat and saying she needs to lose weight, and holding up a thin, undernourished looking, untoned girl up as the healthy ideal.
US Weekly??? No, I do not read that trash. I do, however, read Vanity Fair (anyone recall the bulimia and drugs admissions?) and I have seen various pictures. The picture of her snorting cocaine in a bathroom is my all-time fav. And no, Kelly doesn’t need to lose 25-30 lbs. She’s an hourglass, if she lost that much weight she’d be sick. I have nothing against naturally thin women, but I seriously doubt Lindsay Lohan has reached this weight by healthy diet and exercise. For some odd reason, many of her fans seem to be in denial. I’m wondering when we’ll see her go back to rehab, again…
that doesnt mean thats the only thing she eats. no bones are poping out of her skin. its is my opinion that kelly needs to lose weight. she f***ing fat to me. and if lindsay needs to go back to rebab, then who the f*** cares? at least shes geting help. i dont know how u can make jokes about something like a persons drug relapse. thats pretty pathetic.
I agree with camille.
There arn’t any bones sticking out…thus she doesn’t starve herself. She is known for her weight fluctuation…
Yes she was on drugs, this something to smirk at? She’s obviously unhappy.
Also, the point of this website is to debate about the pictures and yeah, express our opinions not to argue about her drug habbits… She does’t need to grow up. She is just sharing her opinion and no matter what age or maturity level you’re at, you have an opinion.
Can i just say aswell, about your quote ‘anyone recall the bulimia and drugs admissions?’. I have bulimia, it’s horrible, horrible illness. Thing is, people who have never experienced an actualy eating disorder never understand.
And do you know what? I’m not even going to waste my time trying to explain to you have serious ED’s are and what they entail.
Just don’t joke about her being admissioned for bulimia, because it’s a mental illness for celebrities and normal people a like, who ever gets it.
This girl has talent but I think she’s leading an unhealthy lifestyle. That’s my opinion. I am certainly not alone in my opinion, many people share that opinion as well. And regarding this making jokes about bulimia, you must have misread my post, or not understood it. Either way, you have no idea regarding my experiences with eating disorders or drug use. I am actually quite educated and have personal experience with both, but I don’t feel the need to get into that because it’s my personal business and this is in fact a public website. I wouldn’t wish EITHER on my worst enemy.
One thing I will comment on though, if you think Kelly Brook is “fat”, you probably don’t understand the concept of body type. Not everyone is built the same. A woman with an hourglass figure is going to appear larger and curvier than a ruler or lollipop shaped female. Does this mean she’s fat, no, it doesn’t. What size is Lindsay Lohan? Probably anywhere from a 0 to a 2. What size is Kelly Brook? Probably a size 6 or 8. If you think a size 8 female is fat, you just might have body image issues. Kelly Brook is not overweight for her height or build.
Now, if you have a preference for a really thin build, that’s great. I don’t take issue with anyone who states their preference in a respectful manner. If you said that you didn’t like her figure, I would have still been okay with that. But to say that women who have curves are fat is just plain ignorant. I’m not sure why people equate curves with being fat. You can be thin and still have curves. Okay, I’m done.
I too have experiences with an eating disorder, i’ve had mine for about 2 – 3 years now. So i do have a very good idea of what your going through or have been through.
As for my opinion of her being fat.. it’s just an opinion, I probably do have distorted body image, it still stand to be my opinion.
Don’t tell me I don’t understand things…. I do.
I know about different body types.
I never once said she was overweight, i said i though she looked fat.
This might be because we are comparing her and lindsey lohan or because i don’t like curves.
I understand also that you can have a shape and still be skinny, meaning, skinny with curves.
That however is not due to muscle, exercise or fat it’s because their bones and the natural shape of their bodies are curvy.
I’m not ignorant because i think women with curves look fat or not ‘ideal’ from my point of view, that isn’t ignorance at all. It’s preference. It’s the same if people who thought a size 2 was too skinny if they then automatically think their underweight or has en eating disorder – that is ignorance.
Lets just agree to dissagree, we obviously have very different views.
Camille, Kelly is the TRUE definition of curvy which means an hourglass shape.
Lindsay is thin but not lean, Kelly is curvy but not fat.
whats the difference between thin/lean?
What I meant is Lindsey’s certainly small in size mostly due to her lack of muscle, but it’s not like her actual body fat percent is much lower than Kelly’s. You can be skinny or thick and have the same level of leaness to the body.
oh. thx for explaining
“no matter what everyone looks better thin”
I think being healthy looks best, whether that means slim, curvy, athletic, soft, muscular, etc.
“kelly should lose at least 25lb-30lb”
I don’t think so somehow. She is not overweight, far from it.
Kelly wins for sure! Lindsay’s boobs and skin…..look like 80 years old compared to Kelly. Kelly’s skin looks soo smooth and perfect here – plus she’s got curves instead of a ruler figure. I think we should have more men comment on this site. I’m a tomboy, so my guys consider me “one of the boys” and I hear alot of my male friends saying that they prefer slightly curvy (not very overweight), but not flat.
I quote:
“If I wanted to F*ck someone with no curves, I’d save time and go for men. “
wow, so you’re into the stick thin physique now aren’t you? #mustberealllyyyygay. Sorry, even gay men aren’t even as stupid as you. Gay men can look at Kelly Brook and Kim Kardashian and see a beautiful hourglass figure.
there is a special place reserved in hell for people who use hashtags off twitter
Kelly looks fat too me. And pale and less toned than lindsey does.
o.O Seriously? Fat?
yeah, especially in comparison to Lindsey.
You’re joking, right? Please tell me you are joking.
what the f*** is your problem? shes obviously not. stop f***ing bi***ing at everyone because they have their own opinions which differ from yours. seriously if u cant handle it why did u ever come to this site in the first place? go to a blog where everyone is unanimous on an issue.
not joking.
I’m sorry, but that is just sad. I can see how a person wouldn’t like her because she’s more curvy than they like, but to call her fat, when she most definitely is not fat? WTF?
Woah calm down, it’s just my opinion. It’s not ‘sad’ it’s just that in my case, i think she looks fat – your vision of ‘fat’ might be different.
I see her as fat, you don’t – nothing left to be said.
I know I come off as a bitch in this Rachel, but sweetie, you need to seriously stop and think about this body image deal you have going. You think a woman with a healthy size and shape is FAT! Can’t you see how bad that is? Go talk to someone about this, that’s all I have to say. Too many girls are messed up about this, it needs to stop. Go talk to someone please.
I do have a bad idea of the ‘ideal’ body, I have eating problems. I do probably need help yes, but as for this site, just my opinions.
Lindsey is not more ‘toned’ than Kelly, she is just extremely skinny by comparison. Having less pounds of fat on you doesn’t make you leaner if you lack muscle mass.
Are you serious…I think you must be suffering from body dysmorphic disorder if you consider Kelly to be fat.
Yeah, she’s fat so what.
Take it from a white guy. Buxom girls with fresh-looking porcelain skin and healthy curves are much, much, much more attractive than anorexic, hipless, buttless anorexics with dull, fried-looking skin.
poor Tony … I always thought that only 1 % is anorexic and you know so many …
and all the healthy women with bulimia, who have hips, butt, a swollen face and this fresh looking porcelain skin
I agree 100 % !
…with Rachel’s first comment
no it doesn’t mean more toned, but she does look it, whether she is or not, i don’t know.
What’s the point of looking more toned if you aren’t?
so u dont look like a fatass.
lol
well it depends on what you want..
If you look toned without actually having to be toned then great.
if you want to be toned and muscely then you have to work at it.
But if i had the chance to look toned without working at it… i’d take it.
I’m so sorry to hear all of that. That’s terrible and I can completly understand how you feel, as for your friends and her family – I’d have no idea what to do. It is very serious.
People are just ignorant of ED’s there isn’t enough awareness about them. They think weire just vain b*tches who want to get skinny so we can look like the celebrities.
This is so far away from the truth i can even explain, but theres no way to make those people see what it’s actually like, hell half the girls who have ED’s – they don’t even know why.
It’s sad people can be so ignorant and quick to judge. Also, this is a site for opinion sharing not arguments.
We’re not suppost to bring our life dramas into this, but i can’t stand it when people who are so uneducated in these subjects think their opinion is the only one that matters.
For all of you who that apply too – Don’t speak like you know the truth unless you’ve had some experince, you can’t empathise all you can do is judge, by all means share your opinions but don’t start talking like you know what your talking about when you don’t.
Sorry i got off subject there aswell lol.
Really hope you and your friend and her family get better, I really do.
rachel-i know the pain of EDs. i have been struggling for about 3 years now. mostly anorexia, episodes of bulimia. your rite, people who dont experience them could never understand. christ i cant believe some of these assholes. also, my best friend, who i would f***in die for, is severly addicted to vicodin. everytime were together, she pukes either from taking to much or needing her fix. her mom is in rehab rite now. her dad is also, unfortunately, addicted to various subtances, including vicodin. it f***in sucks, and people who can sit here putting these sh*t comments on here and think its ok is f***ing bullsh*t. cant wait to see her to go to rehab again!!! wow who the f*** are you? one of my friends from my childhood is dead now cuz of her ED. shes f***ing dead. gone. jesus christ sh*t like EDs and drug use r so serious and people just think its straight to make bitch-ass jokes about it. i feel genuinely sorry for douche bags like these. but lol yea sry got off topic. thank you for your comment, and sharing personal sh*t about yourself. i completly agree with u.
I find it kind of ironic and funny that everyone’s sitting here arguing with Rachel and Camille about Kelly being fat, when they’ve both admitted to having eating disorders. Clearly looking emaciated is their idea of a perfect body, or else they wouldn’t strive for it. They literally can’t rationalize a good body image, or else they wouldn’t starve themselves, so arguing with them about whether someone is fat is a joke, when they feel so strongly about being skeletal; to the point where they’d literally die to validate their argument. Those of us who are healthy, who understand the difference between body types and appreciate the differences, shouldn’t argue with people who aren’t, or who don’t. Trying to get an anorexic to think a curvy girl looks good is like trying to get an atheist and Catholic to agree on something; it ain’t gonna happen. Stop feeding them fuel, and if anything, start feeding them sandwiches.
cannot agree more.
I bet an athiests and catholics could agree on something <3 being skinny <3 haha
This isn’t even close. The one on the right by far. The one on the left is gross looking. Also looks like she’s packing. Someone throw that girl a burger or something.
Kelly by far….she looks like a woman not a pre-pubescent boy with fake bobs.
oovtoip- Thank you,foplgrn.Great site.
Lindsay all the way! Kelly need to lose 10 more pounds, and she will be perfect too.
Stop anorexia now! Lindsay’s ugly: no hips, awful stomach, falling breasts, skeleton legs and arms… while Kelly looks perfect
true, and she has fake titties which i hate.
Guy here.
Kelly wins, no contest. Lovely round hips and thighs, natural-looking boobs, beautiful white skin.
Lindsay looks like a little sunburned boy with a boob job. She looked a lot better when she was a buxom, fair-skinned redhead.
All I can say is if kelly walked into my bedroom in the middle of the night, i’d be screaming “yes’ at the top of my lungs.
If I saw Lindsay walk in, I’d run the other wya. No way I’m gonna be accused of being a pedophile.
DEFINITELY KELLY! Lindsay has sagging fake tits (how can an anorexic-like girl have C/D cups? common sense…), ugly freckles, stick thin boy body, no curvy waist, twig legs, and she needs to cut her hair! it looks soo stringy… I’d hit Kelly’s ass over Lindsay’s any day!
Lindsay has something about her, she is very pretty, but she has no shape on her body.
For me Kelly any day!
Lindsay! clapclapclap
4 life dah-ling!
Neither..Lindsay got a weird stomatch and Kelly seems not toned at all!
I think this will be interesting, lindsay and kelly wearing the exact same dress:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/44355123.html#cutid1
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/kellyBrookPA_450x727.jpg
i hate Lindsay Lohan!
Most females that I know, have never been good-looking in their entire life (which is why they are so bitter) and the few who were good-looking, were only good looking for 2-3 years maximum, before they got fat and ugly…and that was when they were in high-school. It’ s not the “freshman fifteen” any longer; it’s the “freshman fifty”; and that’s after they entered college 50 lbs. overweight already.
Why is everyone “requesting deletion” of the most truthful comments on this subject? I guess, “the truth hurts.” Why not just let all the comments be made, and if you don’t like them, reply to them instead of trying to have comments stricken. What are you, the Catholic Church? China? Iran? Ever heard of “freedom of speech?”
You can only “request deletion” of your own comment. So what you said makes no sense. Secondly, you are allowed to use one username when commenting in one thread, not 4 like you did. And thirdly, offending celebrities and visitors is not allowed – say what you have to say in a nice manner.
I don’t find either of them terribly attractive, but, as someone who is 95 Ibs and 5’2 (yes, I am a skinny short chick) I STILL say that Kelly has a nicer body. Hands down.
I think they both have nice bodies. Personally, I wish I had more hips. I weigh 130 lbs and I’m 5’4 and am similarly built as Lindsay Lohan. Kelly has a nice body that looks better in a Bikini. If Lindsay wore the right bathing suit for her shape, she would look hotter. But having said that, she doesn’t look bad at all.
FACE IT–most women are UGLY. I would guess that less than 1% of women over 21 are attractive. Most are fat, ugly, wide-hipped, and have a terrible attitude. They want one thing, to live for free off of some guy and they will do whatever they have to do, to get a ring on their finger from a guy with a good job. Seen any of the “Housewives of …” series? All ugly women living for free. A guy can’t find true love unless it’s his high school sweetheart. If women aren’t ugly, then why do they spend billions on make-up; push up bras; girdles; plastic surgery; etc. just to TRICK a guy into thinking that they might be attractive.
Kelly looks like a HIPPO. The profile of Lindsay looks awesome; bubble butt and no cottage cheese on her legs. Kelly looks like like a flabby pear. I’m sure the blacks and Latinos might go for that (aka–the guys in prison). Perhaps Kelly should write them (as well as the rest of you fat ugly women).
Lindsay on this one. while her tan is fake and icky, kelly’s thighs are real and icky.
Why isn’t this called “Foxy vs. Flabby” or “Hot vs. Hippo?”
Oh, nice picture “Ninian”
What planet are you from?
hahahah i agree!
she kelly looks so freaking fat!
I have to give Kelly credit though… she is taking a huge risk by wallowing into the water and taking a real risk of being harpooned by Japanese whale boats.
She could end up in some Asian restaurant.
obviously everyone commenting for kelly, is a little fat
my body is like kelly’s n id never go out without board shorts, she looks huge and its like all celulite
look at how toned her legs and ass are!!
amazing
lindsay looks so hooooooooooot!!!!!!
an hourglass shape isn’t pretty… i look like that myself and i’m unhappy as hell!!!!
you couldn’t be more right
Kelly fat?? o wow. who the hell wants to look like a ruler thought is what i want to know.lmao and omg imagine if Lindsey had a dress on she wouldnt even fill it out im pukin just thinking about it. since when have yall seen people with bodies like Lindsey Lohan on the cover of magazines or staring in a commercial or video. Majority of them have SOME type of curve to them. Not straight up and down. and why u ask??..because that is most admired and it draws the most attention..in a good way.
matta fact.lol im not going to even speak anymore. i am going to let the pictures speak for themselves. get on google images and type in Kelly Brook. and then come back and honestly say that you would rather have Lindsey Lohan’s body.haha just do it. I dare you to. There is no way a man would prefer a calender over their bed with lindsey’s ruler body vs. Kelly’s.
I agree, Kelly has the better body, but I wouldnt say anything negative about Lin other than her boobs and fake tan look a bit weird. Some girls cant help not having curvey bodies. I’d love to have a body like Kelly, i really would but it doesnt happen.
LMFAO why is this even a question? the truth may be hard to swallow, and i know ‘all women are beautiful’ but we all men are instinctually attracted to women with childbearing hips, ergo the hourglass figure reigns supreme and that is why it has always been championed as the ideal.
*we all know
Lohan is the winner of this battle.. no doubt about that
If the mountain of tripe this discussion has produced is any guide, bloggers should be licensed before they’re allowed loose anywhere near a keyboard..
Kelly!
Lindsay looks NASTY and like a ten year old
No contest! Kelly Brook is very likely the most beautiful model anywhere, and probably of any era.
Kelly Brook!! But everybody is different… I am not fat at all but i have (my opinion) big legs… most of all muscles (and a little bit fat…) but i will never be skinny like these two girls. I am someone who says: “what you see is what you get”
Kelly Brooks! She is stunning, wish I looked like her! wow. Lindsey doesn’t even come close, why would she starve herself only to look so terrible!?
lindsay’s belly button looks like it’s almost touching her boob job. why is that?
kelly brook looks great. i never found L.lo pretty in first place.
I can’t believe people are seriously choosing Lindsay – if you photoshopped off her face/chest, her body could easily pass as a boy’s. She literally has a square shaped torso with no waist or hips. Anyone who glanced at Kelly’s legs or torso would immediately realize that’s a woman.
Now Lindsay in her Mean Girls days is a different story…
Lindsey! Kelly looks too jiggly and unhealthy. She needs to hit the gym and lose the flab. And for those who talk about the waist to hip ratio : Bullshit…
Def Lindsay. I can’t believe this is even a debate!
Ewwww Kelly’s thighs are gross
it makes me laugh how they so happen to pick a skinny girl who isnt skinny naturally but have forced themselves to be that size. There are plenty of naturally skinny girls who look really good with a proper womens figure. If you was to put one of these girls next to kelly brook they would look just as good, maybe better.
Not trying to be a hater, but Lindsay’s body is absolutely DISGUSTING. I can’t believe that was the curvy girl from Mean Girls.
She has ABSOLUTELY NO HIPS!! Where are her hips?! They go straight down like a boy. And she has NO BUTT either. To top it off, her breasts sag like a 50 year olds.
Idk who the other girl is but her body is NICE. Curvy yet thin, nice shapely hips….very very beautiful body
i didn’t know that sagging skin and bones is sexy. O.o
i liked the old lindsay better. before she became a train wreck. back in the day, she looked HEALTHY.
What disturbs me is the vicious polarity among the respondents. Why does one have to be ugly at so that the other can be beautiful? Especially from the women replying here. No wonder young girls are all mixed up.
I prefer Kelly’s figure to Lindsay’s because I identify Kelly’s with the more classic interpretation of femininity. If she were “fat” or “chubby”, her abdomen would protrude to some degree and there’d likely be cellulite somewhere.
It frightens me from a sociological point of view when people get this narrow-minded and intolerant.
Kelly Brook wins. She looks healthy, and curves just look more lady-like. Women are supposed to have curves, because if we didn’t have wider hips, it would be ten times harder to push a baby out.
Lindsay Lohan needs to gain weight. Her weight is clearly unhealthy. You can tell by how thin her arms are. Has anyone else noticed that her belly button is really high up O.o is that natural? I’ve never seen that before. Anyways, Lindsay is still beautiful, but with the years of partying and doing drugs, you can see what it’s done to her body.
Kelly anyday shes curvy and feminie theres something borderline masculine with Lindsay and kelly is like a uk 10 shes not fat some people have some messed up perceptions of fat.
Can Lindsay have children with those hips?…. Thus defeating the point of female organs to begin with. Well done, you’ve done the human race and evolution a massive favour. She looked super hot in Mean Girls though
As for Kelly.. Dem curvessss OOof. A little toning and she’d be perrfect
You can’t compare these two ladies: they are completely different. I like Lindsay’s athletic shape, but her skin looks loose and unhealthy. Kelly looks like me, except that her boobs are a bit bigger. I don’t have enough guts to wear a bathing suit in public, so kudos to her. I feel like my thighs are way to big, its nice to see a confident famous lady with the same exact shape.
Kelly. She has a gorgeous hour glass figure with a tiny waist.
Kelly Brooke do doubt when it comes to them two.