Jessica Simpson – Hourglass or Top Heavy?
September 13, 2008 in Jessica Simpson by Versus
We all know that Jessica is carrying plenty of her weight in her cleavage. And previous pictures showed us that whenever Jess gives up a little on her diet, the weight also goes to her face, arms and all around the upper half. Considering these, we’d say that Jess is a true V shape or a top heavy shape.
What’s pretty strange is that while Jess does, indeed, look top heavy from the side view (with very ample boobs, not the tiniest waist and less rounded butt) she looks pretty close to a perfect hourglass from the front, with the same consistent boobs plus a set of round hips.
Do you agree?
P.S. And yes, that Jessica’s bandage-like dress exploded a little there.













she has always been a little top heavy imo. but i do think the first photo is just an unfortunate angle.
i’m pretty sure it’s called “fat”
She’s top heavy. I think it’s just the dress making it appear otherwise
dude, she’s so not fat… she’s curvy and i wish i had tits like that.
I think that lateley, Jess’s body looks gorgeous. She has gained a little in comparison to her Newlyweds days, but its only in her favour.
I think she has the perfect body, amazing breasts and she looks so happy. What more could you want.
And perhaps this dress doesn’t do her justice, but I think she looks wonderfull
I think her face is OK, but I would not want her body, I prefer Cameron`s body any day. It`s OK to have curves, but a fit body is much more attractive.
I am 3 months pregnant, and I’m all thick around the middle like Jessica in the first pic. She didn’t use to look like that at all, and although she’s gained weight in other areas, I definitely think she’s preggers! I just hope she won’t deny it until 6 mths-ish like J-lo, so lame. And I hope Daddy Simpson won’t hold a shotgun to Tony like he did Pete Wentz!
top heavy
I see what you mean but I think it’s the bondage dress making her look Hourglass-y. She is definitely Top Heavy.
Arms: Looks bigger than usual.
Belly: I don’t get it, why does she have a pot belly in these photos?
Calves: Very muscular, why does she have such muscular calves when the rest of her body isn’t fit at all?
Thighs: Just like her belly and her arms, they are much bigger than I thought.
Ass: Well, same as thighs.
But just like the author of this article says, she does have a hourglass figure but she has not a tiny waist and not (not at all) small boobs.
Her dress looks like it will explode both in the thigh/ass area and in the belly area. I think her boobs can make it explode too
…who cares…gorgeous, healthy, stunning, sexy, male fantasy are all better words to describe her!!!
im not sure what picture yall are looking at: if anything she looks / is BOTTOM HEAVY
the fact that you all would be so critical of Jessica- who is so beautiful is pretty sad. I highly doubt that any of you are of the super model calibar yet you sit on your computers and rag on someone-who clearly has struggled with her weight and probably body image. I also doubt that you could even hold a candle to Jessica. She is gorgeous.