The Desperate Housewives Are Back!
August 26, 2008 in Body Comparisons, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher, Who Is Hotter? by Versus
Yes, that right. And in case you need to hear their names in order to believe it, here are Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Nicollette Sheridan, Felicity Huffman and Dana Delany promoting the new and fifth season of their popular show.
So, since they’re all here, all hot, fresh and glammed up, feel free to comment and debate on:
1. Which housewife is hottest?
2. Who’s got the best body type? Who’s skinniest? Who’s curviest?
3. Which housewife was in the Photoshop specialists’ hands the longest?
4. Where have Eva’s gained-for-the-role-pounds gone? And how do those boobs look?
And once you’ve decided all that, a girlie-girlie question: Whose dress is prettiest?











1. hottest Marcia
2. Teri definitely skinniest, Nicolette curviest, but even she isnt curvy
3. definitely Teri’s face was edited
4. yeah, why doesnt she look worn out and sloppy, like they said? and by the way, those boobs look like a chest and are way too high
5. loving Niocollette’s dress.
Marcia is so not the hottest, she doesnt have the hotness in her. Yes, she is beautiful, but I say Eva or even Teri are hot, Marcia is just pretty face.
In these pics, Felicity is the skinniest and OMG, Dana is like 50 and looks 30? Let’s be real!
Eva’s boobs look so unnatural, what have they done to her? And where is her neck?
Prettiest dress, love Eva’s if it were with a little less cleavage and Teri’s!
1. Teri Hatcher is the hottest of them all. Perfect figure and an attractive face.
2. Teri has the best body. Eva is the skinniest. Dana is the curviest.
3. No idea.
4. She looks pretty good but a little flat.
I think Eva is the fattest, actually – not fat, but you know, big middle and butt – come on, we all saw what she’s got under those clothes!
Hottest body is Nicollette Sheriden. If you google un airbrushed pictures, she’s been seriously working it. Strong, but lean and tones. She’s one of my new inspirations!
dana delaney looks healthiest, means roundest. teri has most photoshop work done and felicity looks hottest, as she’s the most genuine character among the housewifes anyways..
1. Teri is definitely the hottest. Love her legs, her big brown eyes and high cheek bones.
2. Teri definitely has the best body type. I love her V-Shape. Teri is also the slimmest and Dana is definitelty the curviest, but not overly curvy.
3. I think eva was photo shopped the most but not to an extreme.
4. I don’t think Eva put on that much weight before, it prob just looked that way cause she is so petite. So it prob didn’t take her that long to loose the weight. P.S The boobs are o.k.
Dana Delany – hands down, no contest. They are all a bit thinner than I prefer, but Dana’s eyes and hair more than make up for it and seal the decision for me.