Skinny VS Curvy

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As promised, here’s our trademark battle Skinny VS Curvy, featuring curvaceous Kate Winslet, who recently got furious because people believed that her Vanity Fair pictures were photoshopped. Now Kate has got a desirable figure, that’s true, but I can see why some might think that some pounds were, indeed, shedded artificially – Click here to judge for yourself!

As for Victoria, as-skinny-as-ever is the right phrase to describe her look – I wonder if she’ll ever get bored of the ultra thin look and embrace a curvier figure. Most likely, NOT.

On the left: one stick thin, skinnier-than-a-model figure and on the right: one figure that was always famous for its curves:

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Victoria Beckham Versus Kate Winslet! Choose your favorite!

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If Courteney was 20 years younger, I wouldn’t have necessarily placed her in the Skinny Versus Curvy Battle on the skinny side – but for her age (44), I’ll say she’s borderline thin/skinny and definitely lean & fit.

On the other hand, Kristin (43) is a veritable representative of the curvy side, thanks to her pear body shape that has a nicely defined waist, rounded hips and feminine thighs.

This time, we’re not looking at two opposite body types, such as in the Whitney Versus Michelle or Jessica Versus Brooke battles – this time, we’ve got a more moderate competition:

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Courteney Cox Versus Kristin Davis! Choose your favorite!

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Well, I guess these outfits show that winter is almost here – and even though we’ll (occasionally) get to inspect celebrity cellulite or envy their muscular tone while they’re wearing a bikini, facts are that we’ve got to get used to analyzing celebrity shapes and sizes… through their thick clothes.

Case and point: Sarah and Mariah above, wearing their fall clothes. But hey, even so, we can clearly tell that one’s skinny and one’s curvy, so let’s pick our favorite!

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Sarah Jessica Parker Mariah Carey!

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Whitney has the the kind of legs that would make Gisele’s and Heidi’s legs look meaty and shapely, the kind of legs that are actually advised to wear ankle straps, horizontal lines or white stockings. Now on the other side (right), we’ve got some actual meaty legs, belonging to Michelle. And I think we can be positive that Whitey’s legs continue with a very thin upper body, while Michelle’s legs connect with curvy hips.

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Whitney Port Versus Michelle Trachtenberg! Choose your favorite!

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Aww… these two really deserve to be in a battle together. Let me remind you:

Paris: “I would not want [Kim's butt] — it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Kim: “I don’t care… At least I have one.”

And another thing: Since Kim called her own legs “chicken legs” (if you don’t remember, click here), then what can we say about Paris?

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Paris Hilton Versus Kim Kardashian! Choose your side!

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