Skinny VS Curvy

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Nicky Hilton is, apparently, ambitious enough to maintain this low weight she has been spotting for a while now. While the pin thin legs and the lack of body fat might attract the skinny lovers, there are some disadvantages that come with this super skinny territory. Like what? Like the long face and gaunt expression that manages to do nothing else but kidnap the youth and freshness of one’s face.

We all know that Nicky is skinny – but how skinny is she? Rate her on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is “skinny? girl should hit the gym” and 10 is “skip the gym and hit the food court!” Skinny Scale Time! Rate Nicky Hilton!

Versus’s expert verdict: Nicky deserves a 7, but I might change my mind and offer her an 8 from a different angle. When your knees look like they could hurt someone, then you know you deserve to be on the skinny scale.

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If any of you out there are wondering whether Posh is looking slightly healthier these days, the answer would be pretty clear while looking at the picture above, as in “Nope” (if the “diminutive of thighs” doesn’t convince you, then the skin-through collar bones probably will). It is a mystery how any pair of jeans can fit that perfectly and tightly on a size 00 body – the result of her long term 900 calorie diet – , unless we listen to the rumors which say that she gets her clothes readjusted after purchasing them, diva style.

So, what do you say? How would you rate her on the skinny scale? Rate Victoria Beckham from 1 to 10, 1 meaning “girl’s place is on Chubby Scale” and 10 meaning “at least she’s got bodyguards to catch her if she faints”.

Versus’s expert verdict: Posh is an 8. If Posh’s knees and an average woman’s wrists would enter a competition called “who’s skinnier?”, the knees would take home the crown.

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Weight probably isn’t the most striking problem and concern when looking at Amy Winehouse, right? But while we’re at it, well… it’s obvious that the girl is on the skinny ground (yes, trying to avoid the “skinny territory” cliche). Some might scream out “chicken legs” but hey, we are trying to be delicate here. The thing is Amy sure knows how to compensate the “fat-lacking-legs” with an over-the-top hairstyle, to say it nicely.

What do you say? How would you rate Amy’s skinniness on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 stands for “what skinny? girl should quit fries & mayo!” and 10 is “girl needs fries & mayo asap!”

Versus’s expert rating: Amy Winhouse is an 8. Reason 1: I spot cheekbones, don’t spot cheeks. Reason 2: Hello, hello, hips, why don’t you copy?

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