Skinny VS Curvy

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We all got used to the fact that Paris is never going to be a curvy girl – and her skinny figure sure got a lot of exposure. But even so, how well do you know her size and shape?

Look above – one picture has been photoshopped and one is the actual Paris. Question: which one is the real Paris? Is it the skinny version on the left or the even skinnier and bonier version on the right?

The answer will be here in 2 days!

UPDATE: Left is fake, right is real. Yep, she is that skinny.

Note: This picture was edited by skinnyvscurvy.com for enjoyment reasons only and the above is simply meant to be a lighthearted game.

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What a news, huh? We all know that Paris is inclined to match every detail of her outfit perfectly on permanent basis, so this is just another of her matchy-matchy combinations, this time in red and white.

Too bad that the background is pink (yet another of Paris’s favorite colors that she does not hesitate to combine with… pink)

How do you like it?

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Umm, I’m not sure whether to comment on the oh so fake blonde hair that certainly does not belong to Paris or on the see-through-cotton-candy-colored-dress. Well, I guess I did both just in one sentence.

Granted, Paris was not attending a red carpet gala in this transparent (Is it a dress? Is it a night dress? Is it lingerie?) outfit – in fact, she was having fun at the Playboy mansion.

And since it’s right in front our eyes, what are your thoughts on Paris’s butt?

Photo source: Celebslam

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I could have easily made out of these pics a title like” Who Pulls Off the Little White Dress?”, “Who’s Blonder?” or “Who Got the Tan Right, for a Change?”, but for now, Tara and Paris are competing in the Skinny Department. And if you look at them, it seems that they went for the same white summer dress, bleach and tan formula.

So, let’s hear your verdict! Who’s skinnier? Tara Reid or Paris Hilton?

Photo source: Celebutopia

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Oh my, how do we start? So many things going wrong right here, it’s not even funny.

Obviously Paris paid a visit to the fake tanning salon and somehow forgot to undress before the spraying? Or, she fell asleep during the process, which might explain the excessive tan, too. Or, she got sprayed, then dressed back and since it was a hot day, the intensive sweating (given away by the the overall greasy look) – yucky and 0,1% possible – contaminated the dress.

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