Photoshop Overload Alert!
July 1, 2010 in Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Photoshop Job by Versus

Pictured: The Kardashian sisters in a new ad for their bikini line.
Not pictured: Their real bodies and faces.
July 1, 2010 in Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Photoshop Job by Versus

Pictured: The Kardashian sisters in a new ad for their bikini line.
Not pictured: Their real bodies and faces.
May 24, 2010 in Kim Kardashian, Photoshop Job by Versus

Oh, but you guessed right.
The above IS Kim Kardashian.
Longer, taller, elongated, slenderized, rulerized (from hourglass to ruler), hip-less, lol-faced Kim Kardashian.
The exquisite Photoshop masters: Ocean Drive Magazine
The one and only:

May 20, 2010 in Beauty & Body Image, Celebrity Quotes, Kim Kardashian by Versus

Kim Kardashian (who looks particularly cat-like here) is, for the 999899077th time in a bikini – and this time, it’s on Shape’s cover. From Us Weekly:
“I was the first girl in my class to wear a bra. I remember crying in the bathtub,” she admits.
The future reality star even practiced a ritual to keep her cleavage from expanding.
“I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.’”
Why the self-loathing?
She told Shape magazine: “All my friends were super-skinny and that just wasn’t my body type. And I watched my mum, who was always comfortable with herself and she helped me with my outlook.”
“I have curves and that’s never going to change, so I’d better start embracing them or I’m going to have a miserable life. It took me a while, but I finally caught on.”
These is Kim’s (unwanted, embarrassing) bust at age 14 (Kim posted this pic on her site to prove that her bust is real):

And while we’re at it, take a look at how super tall Kim looks in this ad for the Kardashian’s Glam Tan – At 5’2”, she’s as tall as Khloe, who’s 5’9”:

Share your thoughts!
May 15, 2010 in Kim Kardashian by Versus

Via Celebitchy:
Ryan Secrest, seated with Kim Kardashian at the star-studded White House Correspondents banquet, admits he was shocked when she whispered her super-secret diet trick: “I spray Windex on my food so I won’t eat it!” Blurted Ryan: “What do you do, carry it around in your purse?” Giggling, Kim told him she uses the Windex trick at home, mostly – but when she’s out on the town, she pours soda to spoil temptation for unwanted meals.
Dear Kim,
Here are 3 more responsible solutions:
1. Order a smaller portion / cook less.
2. Save: Pack what you don’t eat and eat it later at home.
3. Share: Instead of spraying it, offer the food to someone who wants it, whether it’s your neighbor, a homeless person, a friend, a dog.
You know I like to keep things light here, but wow, this is terrible. It’s wasteful, it’s promoting an unhealthy attitude towards food, it’s irresponsible and very offensive to the people that are (unwillingly) deprived of food.
May 12, 2010 in Celebrities Without Make-up, Kim Kardashian, Photoshop Job by Versus

Kim Kardashian posed without ANY make-up for her favorite magazine, Life & Style.
And she has the most amazingly smooth, spotless skin ever, naturally ultra-glossy lips, the most even skintone you’ve seen, no dark circles at all, no wrinkles, no zits, no shadows, no nothing, she is basically flawless.

L&S: What message do you want to send those fans with Life & Style’s makeup-free shoot?
KIM: Makeup is fun, but it’s just another accessory. Posing makeup-free is really empowering. Why not show people what I really look like? I’m happy with myself, and this is who I am. As much as it’s fun to glam up, the most important thing is to be comfortable in your own skin — with or without makeup.
This is not Kim’s first makeup-less initiative – see how she looked with “zero make-up” in this post!
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