Skinny VS Curvy

Remember this probably-not-true story?

Wee, in case you’re curious, here’s the “miraculous” diet (From OK!):

Breakfast: Jen enjoyed healthy smoothies. Try it: Freeze three cups of organic watermelon chunks. Blenc with two and a half cups unsweetened almond milk.

Lunch: Jen ate soup pureed with dandelion greens, spinach and arugula. Another lunch idea is not pate: Blend a zucchini, ginger, garlic clove, half a cup raw agave, half a cup uncooked soy sauce, lemon juice, cayenne and onion. Grind a cup each of pumpkin and sunflower seeds and almonds. Mix together.

Dinner: Seaweed salad revs the metabolism and may help dissolve fat deposits. Another organic option: Blend lemon juice, a garlic clove, a quarter cup olive oil and sea salt and toss with a salad of one bunch chopped parsley, a diced tomato and half a white onion, diced.

Well, whatever she’s doing, she’s looking great in a bikini:

Because “How They Lost X Pounds in Y Days” titles are tabloid hits, here’s the latest story on Jennifer Aniston’s weight: 7 pounds in 7 days. From OK! Magazine:

For Jen Aniston, 41, life is fabulous! While recently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, Jen looked hotter than ever. “She looked as if she’s lost a dress size,” a witness tells OK!. “She was really petite and avoided the food on the craft services table. She has discipline.”

Thanks to self-control and a newfound philosophy on eating and exercise, Jen’s achieved her best body ever.

“She recently lost 7 pounds in seven days and she is totally ecstatic,” a source tells OK!.

Do you think a 7 pounds weight loss is a cover-worthy news?

On Botox and Eating:

“I could do it, and I mean these lines are getting deeper every day, but when I tell you what’s happened to me – these lines are just about living. Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated. My advice: just stop eating shit every day.”

… says Jennifer in Harper’s Bazaar.

Mini challenge: Identify Jennifer’s real figure!

How Bootylicious Is Jennifer Aniston? Guess the Unphotoshopped Picture!

Come back tomorrow to see the answer!

Note: The picture was edited by skinnyvscurvy.com for enjoyment reasons only and the above is simply meant to be a lighthearted game.

Jennifer Aniston (41) was all pretty and leggy on the red carpet at the London premiere of “The Bounty Hunter” at Leicester Square today.

And she had a little man candy to pose with:

And since they’re already sharing this post, take a look at  J & G’s  W Magazine photoshopped cover!

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