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Favorite ritual: “Jennifer and Lisa [Kudrow] and I ate lunch together every single day for 10 years. And we always had the same thing — a Cobb salad. But it wasn’t really a Cobb salad. It was a Cobb salad that Jennifer doctored up with turkey bacon and garbanzo beans and I don’t know what. She just has a way with food, which really helps. Because if you’re going to eat the same salad every day for 10 years, it’d better be a good salad, right?”

… says Courteney in Los Angeles Times.

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Jennifer Aniston is Smart Water’s image and spokes-girl and they just released a new ad that features this hottie in a minimal ensemble that reveals her fit tummy.

In one of Jen’s previous ads for this product, her abs weren’t the focal point, but her… cleavage was in the spotlight:

How do you guys like Jen’s ads?

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As you know, tabloids have been claiming that Jennifer is losing weight on a baby food diet. But in fact…

“I’ve been asked lately, ‘Jen, what’s this baby food diet all about?’ I kept thinking: That’s the strangest question ever.”

“Sorry, but the last time I had baby food, I believe I was 1. I’ve been on solids for about 40 years now.”

… says Jennifer.

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Remember this probably-not-true story?

Wee, in case you’re curious, here’s the “miraculous” diet (From OK!):

Breakfast: Jen enjoyed healthy smoothies. Try it: Freeze three cups of organic watermelon chunks. Blenc with two and a half cups unsweetened almond milk.

Lunch: Jen ate soup pureed with dandelion greens, spinach and arugula. Another lunch idea is not pate: Blend a zucchini, ginger, garlic clove, half a cup raw agave, half a cup uncooked soy sauce, lemon juice, cayenne and onion. Grind a cup each of pumpkin and sunflower seeds and almonds. Mix together.

Dinner: Seaweed salad revs the metabolism and may help dissolve fat deposits. Another organic option: Blend lemon juice, a garlic clove, a quarter cup olive oil and sea salt and toss with a salad of one bunch chopped parsley, a diced tomato and half a white onion, diced.

Well, whatever she’s doing, she’s looking great in a bikini:

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Because “How They Lost X Pounds in Y Days” titles are tabloid hits, here’s the latest story on Jennifer Aniston’s weight: 7 pounds in 7 days. From OK! Magazine:

For Jen Aniston, 41, life is fabulous! While recently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, Jen looked hotter than ever. “She looked as if she’s lost a dress size,” a witness tells OK!. “She was really petite and avoided the food on the craft services table. She has discipline.”

Thanks to self-control and a newfound philosophy on eating and exercise, Jen’s achieved her best body ever.

“She recently lost 7 pounds in seven days and she is totally ecstatic,” a source tells OK!.

Do you think a 7 pounds weight loss is a cover-worthy news?

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