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Heidi Montag is everywhere today (and not for the right reasons). Here is a before & after comparison, plus a list of the plastic surgeries Heidi opted for. Note that the before picture is actually an After picture as well (she had the first round of breast implants and nose job beforehand). Neck liposuction?? Botox at 23? Plus everything else you can think (and not think) of. Oh dear.

A clearer view of what Heidi did to herself:

Why did she do all this? Here is her explanation:

I was made fun of when I was younger, and so I had insecurities, especially after I moved to L.A. People said I had a “Jay Leno chin”; they’d circle it on blogs and say nasty things. It bothered me. And when I watched myself on The Hills, my ears would be sticking out like Dumbo! I just wanted to feel more confident and look in the mirror and be like, “Whoa! That’s me!” I was an ugly duckling before.

This is the “ugly duckling” she was referring to:

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People Magazine has this cover that features a brand new and 95% plastic Heidi Montag – the news is that she just got 10 more plastic surgeries in 1 day. That’s right.

Not only does she manage to look older, less beautiful, unnatural and plastic, but she also promotes these procedures and obliviously admits “I’m Beyond Obsessed!” and says that she went the plastic route in order to become “The Best Heidi”. No Heidi, this is not the best you, this is just the Barbiefied, fake version of a formerly pretty, natural girl who didn’t need any of this. From People:

At just 23 years old, The Hills star Heidi Montag decided to go under the knife for a second time and have a staggering 10 plastic-surgery procedures in one day.

“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” the reality star tells PEOPLE. “I’m beyond obsessed.”

And so, on Nov. 20, Montag’s total transformation began. Keeping even her family in the dark, the starlet chronicled every painful moment of recovery and her journey to become “the best me.”

To find out what surgeries Heidi underwent and what husband Spencer Pratt thinks of her new look, pick up the latest issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands now.

And now some good news: Heidi came up with her plastic story now because she is launching a new album (no, that’s not the good news, that’s just Hollywood’s marketing mechanism). Her initiative didn’t remain unnoticed by fellow Hollywood celebs and actress Emmy Rossum (who seems smart and well-grounded, that’s the good news) had something to say about it:

It upsets me to see young women in the spotlight advocating plastic surgery. ANY surgery is extremely dangerous&should not be taken lightly,..much less, used as a tool to increase notoriety or popularity.

By putting this on magazine covers, we are somehow legitimizing the dangerous lengths to which some will go for fame and “beauty”

There are so many REAL ISSUES in this world that NEED attention. Let’s try to take a moment to be grateful we are ALIVE.

You can text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to @RedCross relief efforts in #Haiti.

Nicely said!

What do you think about all this?

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OK, here’s another one of those silly little articles that features massive revelations: Celebrity Bra Sizes!

Pam Anderson, DD
Though the former Playboy playmate and Baywatch star, 42, received a breast reduction in 1999, it didn’t take long for Anderson to go back under the knife to restore her famous DD bra size.

Tyra Banks, 34DD
The supermodel and talk show host, 35, maintained her 34DD bust even after losing nearly 30 pounds. “I feel good about my curves and my imperfections — my booty, my boobs, my thighs — I embrace it all,” she says.

Jessica Simpson, DD
“Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy,” the 29-year-old singer’s dad, Joe, told GQ of his oldest daughter. “If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

Dolly Parton, DD
Parton, 63, had to postpone her 2008 North American concert tour under a doctor’s orders to rest her sore back, which resulted from the weight of her DD breasts. “You lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!” the country singer Tweeted.

Angelina Jolie, 36C
Jolie, 34, admitted that she pumped up her bust — using prosthetics — while filming 2001′s action flick Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. “I’m a 36C. Lara, she’s a 36D. It was like having a padded bra,” she has said of the enhancement. “But no, I am not flat chested anyway.”

Heidi Montag, 32C
The Hills star, 23, who wore a skimpy white bikini on the cover of September’s Playboy, says she went “shopping for boobs” before her 2007 augmentation. “I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys [for inspiration],” she revealed to the magazine. “Those girls are hot!”

Heidi Klum, C
Though she’s sitting out this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion show (NOT), the mom of four, 36, has donned three “Fantasy” multi-million dollar bras for the annual runway walk. “I’ve got great knockers!” Klum once gushed in a TV commercial for the event.

Christina Aguilera, E
The singer, 28, who welcomed son Max in January 2008, revealed that bigger bustline came from breast-feeding. “It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before,” she tells Us. “I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’”

Scarlett Johansson, C
In 2008, Johansson saw first-hand how her breasts were received, when E! red carpet host Isaac Mizrahi groped her live on-camera. “It was definitely in poor taste,” Johansson, 24, later told the L.A. Times. “Someone who I have never met before fondle[d] me for his own satisfaction.”

Source: Us Magazine

Some of these are pretty old and pretty silly – for example, Christina wore an E cup bra right after she gave birth.

And how about including some A and B cups in there?

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Over-the-knee boots with laces, mini leather skirt and a hot pink top… and she’s not even going to a club!

Are you a fan of Heidi’s outfit? Audrina comes as a bonus!

Heidi Montag’s Look – Wow or Eww?

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Heidi Montag Is in a Bikini, Too… Of course she is.

Here is Heidi in Bahamas, having fun in the sun posing oh-so-sexily in the sun.

She isn’t as skinny as a few years ago, I think her figure looks more feminine now (minus the plastic parts, of course).

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