Skinny VS Curvy

Here’s a brand new (and may I add, gorgeous) body on our little site: Monica Bellucci. The Italian actress is the proud owner of an ideal hourglass figure, according to her measurements: 35C – 24 – 35 – we spot the bust, we spot the hips, we spot the booty (on the next page) – so let’s place slim & curvy Monica on the Curvy Scale!

How to rate? From 1 to 10, where 1 is “Flat a** rather than hourglass” and 10 is “Curvy at the Max!”

Versus’s expert rating: Not as bootylicious as Beyonce and not as busty as Jessica Simpson, but definitely flawlessly proportioned: Monica deserves an 8!

Curvy Scale Time! Rate Monica Bellucci!

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You need reasons why Katherine deserves to be on the curvy scale? Fine:

1. Most impressive curves on Katherine? The boobs.

2. Possibly gained a few pounds recently and looks shapelier.

3. Healthy, normal thighs (for a change).

4. As the above photo indicates, there’s also a booty curve going on.

How to rate? Easy! 1 means “straight up and down” and 10 means “hourglass at the max”!

Curvy Scale Time! Rate Katherine Heigl!

Versus’s expert rating: Katherine qualifies as a 6.5 – 6 and 7 were battling in my head, but they finally compromised.

How are we gonna rate this time? Simple: 1 means “chubby/thick” and 10 means “curvy” – is Jordin closer to a thick figure or would you rather say that she’s got the curvy look going on?

Curvy Scale Time! Rate Jordin Sparks!

Versus’s expert rating: Jordin in a 6 on the Chubby to Curvy Scale, as she manages to combine equitably and aesthetically her healthy frame with curves in the right spots.

Trying really hard to balance the skinny and the curvy celebrities here – and occasionally it might need some curvy C list celebs to do so. So, here is The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas (who was looking slimmer on the show, but hey, don’t they all “diet on work day and indulge on vacay”?).

And since we’ve got one curvy girl in a bikini, why not do a Curvy Scale! Not familiar with our rating system? Here is how it is: Rate DeAnna from 1 to 10, where 1 means “skinny, waif, rail thin” and 10 means… “Kim Kardashian”.

Versus’s expert rating: DeAnna deserves an 8+ with applauds! Boobs? Got them! Hips? Surely there! Waist definition, Spot on! Meaty Thighs? Definitely!

Now let’s see your ratings!

Call her “chubby”, call her “curvy”, America has got one plump and feminine looking figure, which is precisely why she needs to be placed on the Curvy Scale! What’s the Curvy Scale? Is a way of rating one’s “curviness”, that’s what it is!

So, what do you think? How would you rate America on the Curvy Scale? Ratings start from 1 and end with 10, where 1 means “flat *** rather than hourglass” and 10 is “nice & round hourglass reinvented”

Versus’s Expert Rating: America is close to the top right here, so a 9 on the “curviness” scale would do her justice.

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