Skinny VS Curvy

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I don’ think that there’s anybody out there who hasn’t seen Brooke Hogan in a bikini yet. I mean, girl’s probably spending more time in a bikini than in her pajama – but in Brooke’s (slightly meaty) case, not everybody is enjoying the view as much as, let’s say, the view of Giselle in sexy lingerie (hey, don’t get mad at me, I say Brooke’s fine and fit).

This time though, Brook is surprisingly covered and only reveals some skin in the upper half – so how do you like what you see?

Photo credit: Bauer Griffin

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First pic? I’m not sure whether the aim is to make Brooke look hot or joyful and spontaneous, but it sure is an interesting angle to show off your cleavage.

Second pic? This one continues the “Brooke Hogan in a bikini” staged and planned series, probably in order to warm us up for a potential appearance in Playboy in the near future.

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Let’s take a moment to analyze this look…

OK, done. I am pretty sure that Brooke managed to beat the Pussycat Dolls in the “Who’s got the skimpiest stage outfit?” category. And since I didn’t believe that the outfits celebs wear when performing could be less classy even than fishnets + boobs out + butt out, Brooke here proved me wrong, thus wearing something I would definitely qualify as… provocative lingerie.

Oh, and gloves – like those can save the situation.

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Let’s start with Brooke – now we all know that she is not the tiniest girl in town (no need to be) and she’s not exactly naturally curvy either, but we could describe her as toned, fit & big boned. And on another note, how do you feel about Brooke’s minimal-makeup?

If some of you are a little confused on who Cheryl Burke might be, then you should know that she is a professional dancer, best known for her appearances on Dancing with the Stars. You’ll have to agree that she has got the right curves on the right spots!

Who’s your favorite bikini hottie? Bikini Body Battle! Brooke Hogan versus Cheryl Burke!

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Last time we saw Brooke she looked like this. Now either she worked her ”assets” off to get in perfect shape, knowing that she was gonna appear in a men’s magazine as popular as Maxim or there was a little photoshopping involved, especially in the belly area (not so much in the second pic, though)

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