Skinny VS Curvy

I like Brooke’s overall figure and her skin, plus her legs look great here, but please, please Brooke: 1. Wear less make-up, 2. Give up… sun, just for a little while, and 3. Get a slightly darker, more natural hair color – like Hilary’s, for example (especially if you love being tanned!).

And then we’ve got Hilary and her slim & healthy figure in a green bandage dress:

How do you like the girls here?

We’ve just seen Brooke in a tight and short red dress, but here’s a thought: Let’s all take a better look at Brooke’s figure.

And what can be more revealing than a super mini dress? You guessed, a tiny bikini!

How do you like her beach figure?

There’s more after the jump!

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Brook Hogan + a tiny outfit – definitely worth posting!

Body-wise, I think Brook looks good: her legs are pretty much cellulite-free (at least in these shots), she looks OK even from highly unflattering angles, she seems quite toned and she’s got nice skin.

Outfit-wise, what do you think?

In case you didn’t get the chance to see Brook performing around a strip pole, click here!

There’s more if you check the second page!

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Battle of the extremes!

Notice how Anna’s legs are really half the size of Brooke’s legs… and even so, both girls are attractive in their own way - though I’d like to point out that Anna is naturally a much shapelier girl… she didn’t even look V-shaped when she had more lbs. on (I guess she lost part of her hips during the weight loss process). As for Brooke, she’s always been a big boned girl (the true meaning of the words, not what they use sometimes when they mean overweight).

Which Body Shape & Size Do You Prefer? Anna Kournikova VS Brooke Hogan!

Pick your favorite!

Oh my… these are the kind of pics that have a VERY high “you’ve got to make fun of this”-risk factor.

But I won’t – just watch me being delicate & kind! (You, on the other hand, can go wild).

Let’s let the whole “Brooke performs as a stripper (minus the taking-off-her-clothes thing)” aside and let’s just say that Brooke’s figure is just fine, but just as in Britney’s case (yet another perfectly healthy, but not Hollywood-skinny girl), the outfit is just NOT FINE, especially when you’re planning to do all sorts of bending, spreading, twisting and other such provocative moves.

You have got to see the pics on the next page!

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