Skinny VS Curvy

What do we have here? Bikini overload!

Star Magazine decided to inspect the bikini bodies that were revealed this winter and to put labels on them… they got a little creative while doing so, which explains categories such as “Best Rehab Body”, a title owned by Lindsay Lohan.

Also, they proved a lot of “creativity” when they declared that Audrina deserves the “Best Cleavage” title – umm, what?

The other categories on the cover:

Most overexposed: Jennifer Aniston

Worst Tummy Surgery Scars: Star Jones

Cheesiest Butt: Tara Reid

Best Beach Bump: Brooke Mueller

Hottest Hunk: Josh Holloway

Let’s comment!

Here are the beauties from The Hills, minus the boobiest of them all, Heidi.

In case you were wondering about the occasion that made all these three dress up and look glam, they celebrated the Finale of the 4th season.

Choose from leggy Lauren, smiley Whitney and (a very different looking) Audrina! Who’s the Hottest this time?

Choose your favorite!

P.S.: Is that fashion on Whitney’s head? Just asking.

Confirmed! Audrina’s lips are bigger, plumper, fuller.

What she did to them, who did this to them, was it the same thing that enlarges Jessica Simpson’s pout, I don’t know, I don’t know and I don’t know – but facts are that she’s looking veeeeery different. TOO different, if you ask me.

Audrina Patridge’s New Lips – Makeover or Makeunder?

Special thanks to Florina for the tip!

More pics after the jump!

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Hmm… There was something different about Audrina’s face a few days ago… some of you even pointed it out.

Today, we get another batch of photos featuring The Hills’ brunette – I’m suspecting what Audrina did in order to look slightly different, but I’m saving my words for now. I’ll be waiting for a close-up, accurate picture and then we’ll discuss.

But till then, how do you like skinny and always booby Audrina here?

Oh my, these two have tiny waists, don’t they?

Brief comparison: There’s definitely a little more meat and more hip on Jessica and there’s more tone on Audrina.

Since they’re both wearing short black dresses (and pretty much identical shoes, but why would we care?), since they’re both in their early 20′s and both brunettes, let’s decide:

The Hottest Girl in a Short Black Dress Is… Jessica Lowndes VS Audrina Patridge!