Celebs in One-Shoulder Red Dresses: Kelly & Catherine
May 12, 2010 in Body Type and Clothes, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Kelly Brook by Versus
Kelly Brooke and Catherine Zeta Jones thought alike this week, when they both opted for one-shoulder dresses. Kelly went for a cut that showed off her enviable hips (she’s an hourglass / vase), while Catherine opted for more volume on the bottom (she’s a goblet shape with a thin lower half).
Kelly is 30, Catherine is 40!
Which one of these ladies looks best in her red-hot asymmetrical dress?
Is it just me or does kellys face look TOTALLY weird here, like she is much older, or has had surgery, or sun damage/weight loss?! Bizarre!
And i think someone should’ve let her know just how see through that dress is, she has amazing tits, but its a bit much.
yes, the ‘no bra’ trend needs to disappear fast. It’s vulgar to me. I mean, come on…let’s leave SOMETHING to the imagination! geez
Nipples are SERIOUS BUSINESS.
No seriously, am I the only one who doesn’t care if we see nipple outline through a dress? There’s nothing shameful about the natural breast shape. Which is not the push up/sphere/nippleless stuff bras make it out to be.
I just think it looks nasty/vulgar/trashy/unput together. It’s the same principle as all the celebs that wear no undies that flash their crotches all over the magazines. It’s gross. I personally think that it gives this girl a ‘promiscuous’ image IMO. I guess it’s just my morals and how I was raised but I would never be caught dead in a see thru dress with no bra at some public event that I knew I would be having my picture taken. It’s very unladylike. I mean these women are supposed to be rich and famous celebs, but they can’t afford a bra?! Check VS- Semi-annual sale!!
There is pictures off her spending two hours at a salon before this.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/12/article-1277240-09858F96000005DC-5_224x621.jpg
She must have had a spray tan and had her hair done
seriously! i was about to basically make the same comment. kelly’s face just looks OFF here. older and gaunt is right, but her body still looks fit and toned and not ‘too thin.’ her body is freaking amazing, and so are her boobs…BUT IF WE WEAR OVER AN A CUP, YOU REALLY SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A BRA IN PUBLIC. brittainb is right to say it is vulgar! vulgar is precisely the right word. i can see certain times, when the material is thick and a comfortable bra would be near impossible and no one would know. but when you are a freaking E cup and wearing silk, and could happily wear a convertible bra – THERE IS NO EXCUSE.
that aside, the rest of her body looks amazing in that dress and catherine looks absolutely beautiful, as always.
agree…
wear a bra for gods sake…lol
Some countries are different from the US in how they feel about breasts. You can’t expect the whole world to please you.
she may not be wearing a bra, but she totally outscores catherine. catherine looks boring and uninteresting. but kelly has the legs and the boobs and the fullness to upstage catherine.
lol, kelly could have easily slipped on a strapless. is it that hard?
BREAKING NEWS:
99% of men find Adriana Lima to be sheer perfection. Obviously slight variations of her work, too. Someone very similar to her with lighter hair would be equally amazing. When you’re told that men like women who are 5’5″, 135 lbs., it’s just not true. Yes, men like big boobs, yes they like them perky and perfectly shaped, but if YOUR BIG BOOBS COME with a less than flat stomach or soft thighs then the big boobs are NEGATED! Get it? And, when you’re bigger than a size 0 or 2 then yeah you probably have flabby thighs when you sit down, and a poochy, soft stomach when you bend over to pick up your snickers bar. Quit hating on the VS models, we all know they are hot. And, they are even HOTTER in person. Don’t you ever have pictures that you hate of yourself? Yeah, ok. They do NOT look like 12-year old boys. If you know a boy that looks anything like VS model Candice, do me a favor and punch him in the face.
Men like women that are tall, thin, at least B-cup boobs, shiny long hair, perky rounded booty, super-flat stomach with no pooch (at all!), long slender smooth legs, gorgeous light-hued eyes, small nose, white perfect teeth (no horse teeth- Brooklyn Decker, ect..), and big full lips. Case-in-point: ADRIANA LIMA.
Not all guys agree on GISELE: because she’s a butterface, but only because of her large nose and harsh eyebrow ridge. But, other than that she’s also got it all.
Bar: also amazing. Her stomach isn’t flat enough to be perfect but her boobs, eyes and hair make up for it.
So, quit fooling yourselves into complaceny with the phrase: men love curves. Yes, men like curves, when it’s big boobs, tiny waist, and nice hips with a nice round booty. But, you’re translating that into self-induced denial by thinking your ‘curves’ ie.. D-cup SAGGERS 28″ ‘waist’ and big hips that flare out even more 5 inches below the hip bones are what men want.
And this ladies, is how men think. You’re welcome.
i snorted with laughter when i read this.
Nice rant loser, but you put it in the wrong section…VS models post is that way —>
P.S. You sound more like a whining b*tch than a MAN.
Dear Bethany, Max, Mia and Ryan,
Kindly pick one username and stick to it. Also, this thread has nothing to do with Adriana Lima, so your comment is, besides funny, out of place.
ha ha awesome
LOL! Thats so funny versus, thanks for filling us in on that little fact – this creep guy/girl needs help.
no kidding. that rant is out of place….and uncalled for in my opinion
OWNED! xP
Lol, funny stuff. Breaking news: me and most of my female friends like tall, muscular men with perfect teeth and abs, a symmetrical face, and shall i go on… Really, the comment isn’t really anything to take seriously, but i don’t get the obsession with “men prefer this and that”. There are ideals, but you work with what you’ve got, and in all likelihood, there will be people who find you attractive even if their idea of a dream girl (physically) would me something quite different.
*be, not me
omgosh ha! I think I just peed a little.
This really sucks for all the shorties in the world…they will never find a man, because of their height. Men just don’t like short people. It’s a fact. I mean everytime a guy comes up to me and asks how tall I am, and then realizes I’m not super model tall…he just gets this disgusted look on his face and storms off. I just don’t know how I’ll ever find love
Oh my goodness, and those girls that are size 4! Ew, I can’t even think about it. Those flabby legs and poochy stomachs! I’m going to be sick. Sorry size 4′s, you will never find anyone either. Try losing a few….
ha ha ha
hehe you’re funny
lol nice speech
yeah…since you are actually a woman, i am not really going to trust its validity. thanks. i hope it makes you feel better, tough!
and just an fyi – often times, adrina lima is probably bigger than a 2. more like a 4. ever take bone structure into account, either?
and i know several women who wear D-cups and have just about 28 inch waists and are ridiculously sexy. and men seem to love most of them. some like thin, curveless women too. its a matter of PERSONAL opinion, not a generalization for an entire gender.
but i am sure they thank you, for lying on their behalf, girl!
Ahh, someone needs some special attention…
Um, I agree, I definitely think this is how guys think. Even though most wont admit it to your face.
i think the dress looks better on kelly but it’s a pity she didn’t have something underneath
Hahahahah omg Ryan, that post was hilarious. I cant believe ANYONE would take the time to write a post THAT LONG and crazy.
I gotta say I look nothing like adriana lima, I have 32 A boobs for starters theres one difference, my hair is only bob length, theres another – and yet I get plenty of male attention, hot guys. I dont look like adriana lima and im not gonna cry a river over it – I guess thats what you wanted? The only tears are tears of laughter lol.
Also ryan, assuming your a guy – there is no way in hell adriana lima would have any interest in a pathetic nobody like you who has nothing better to do with his time to go on a girls website an write epic posts hating on women. Seriously you seem sad.
Now to the reason why i actually wanted to write – OMG yes, kelly brook looks really different?! Her lips look totally new, thats for certain, but her whole face is different. I find it really hard to believe thats kelly brook??
welp, it turns out ‘ryan’ is a girl. but i bet even if ‘it’ were male, that is totally the type of guy you would want to pay attention to you, right? an arrogant pig?
kelly’s dress is more flattering
I think Kelly Brook’s just wearing too much makeup. Not a good look for her.
Btw, I’m a different Ryan. I need a new username.
Wow, noone likes to hear the truth today. I’m shocked that my post wasn’t deleted by now. But really, what I said is hard to swallow, but true. And I’m sorry that it had nothing to do with Kelly Brooks or whoever.
you made my night
I just hope you’re somewhere where you’re not allowed to be near people, ‘cos you sound a bit pathological to me.
And it’s not the truth, just your version of the truth..
Agreed anthea, someone needs a visit to the psych ward……….
i think people on a psych ward would be offended by this guy being lumped with them. he’s not crazy, he’s an arse
i know, right?! I mean that was the most rediculous thing I have ever heard. ‘All men like the same thing.’ If that were the case, the only women men would date are supermodels. Here in the real world, (on planet earth, Ryan), being a VS model is very rare. You don’t see them walking around everywhere, which is why these girls make millions of dollars because of their bodies. Not everyone looks like a super model (oh, how I would love to see your picture!)
Men and women learn to date people “on their level”. As crazy as that sounds, it is so true…which is why you see couples like David and Victoria Beckham…I mean, of course there is the occasional exception of pretty girl with ugly guy, and vice versa…then of course, there are your gold diggers and sugar daddy’s…but you don’t see people like your average joe grunge monster with a huge beer belly dating a VS model. You get the idea…
And, who are you to say that some men don’t like curves? I know especially that black and latino men adore curves. I think that you are just bitter because you secretly (or openly) wish you were a VS model in another life…
this is probably some joke thing that some teenagers were doing just to make the comments go wild.
lol
most of my male friends hate super tall women, they don’t want to look shortert than her couple also most of them hate skinny girls… im skinny and tall and i seriously wish i was shorter and have more meat on my bones…. most of them love shorter girls ’cause they are cute…. so i dont know maybe in where you live people are super tall
since when has this become a forum where we are only interested in hearing what men like…pretty sure this site is about debating body types and our own prefernces..we dont need or want some troll coming in stressing how ugly woman are if they’re over a size 2 or shorter than 5’11….
you must have some serious issues..
Kelly looks nice. Cathrine, i think both the color and the cut are wrong for her.
soooooooooooo about that post ……..^_^ nevertheless Kelly Brook= Modern Day Venus De Milo
Kelly looks amazing in this dress but I just love Catherine, she’s a classical beauty, though she got too thin lately. I hope she will get better as this is not a good look for her, makes her look older and tired. I assume she has some troubles in her life.
What did guys do before A. Lima was born? They were going crazy over Marilyn Monroe = not tall, not lean, (can say chubby) short legs, etc. compare to VS models nowdays.
People love what they are told to love.
unfortunely, i belive it’s true…
well when you can’t spell or use spell check it’s hard to take what you “belive” seriously.
Wow, does that matter?
yep. if person believes that bile then i’m sad for the world. if that someone can’t spell “unfortunately” then i guess it makes sense
Violet, grammar and world knowledge are not necessarily associated, I’m sorry.
In a discussion, pointing out mispellings is mere disqualification, it’s like saying: “aw, okay, you’re just too dumb. Go to school first, then we’ll talk”, which is an invalid way of stating your own point, besides not exactly a classy atitude.
It gives the impression you have nothing more interesting to bring to the discussion.
Some people don’t take seriously those who make grammar mistakes; but the possibility they’ll disapprove arrogance is much greater. =/
regardless of my spelling mistakes, (removed by admin)…
did I spell this right?
Catherine Zeta Jones used to be stunning, what the hell happened to her?
What’s Kelly’s face on this picture? Mom, I’m scared.
That’s Kelly Brook?! I thought it was Mel B or someone…wow… Catherine’s gotten skinny, remember when she used to talk about how it was okay to her to be bigger than most actresses? pssh.
Most people will go with Kelly, she’s got a nice body and all that jazz but, compared to Catherine, I think she just looks cheap. That hair and makeup is a travesty.
What has happened to Kellys face?? Nice body but a man face- she has definately lost her looks!! Catherine is much more beautiful.