Audrina Patridge – Birthday Girl in a Bikini
May 9, 2010 in Audrina Patridge by Versus

Weekend bikini treat!
Audrina Patridge is 25 today, so she’s celebrating her birthday at Liquid Pool Lounge at Aria Resort & Casino in Las Vegas – and how else can you celebrate by the pool, if not in a tiny bikini?
Let’s take a closer look at Audrina:

2 more if you turn the page!











her cleavage is super wierd
cute bikini, nice body, just that ripply stuff between her boobs looks too funny.
thats bone
Maybe it’s just me but I believe I’ve seen Audrina more in bikinis that in normal clothes…
Meh, ceiling eyes looks like the average California beach Barbie, skinny with implants.
And that bikini is not sexy in the lower part…
bad implants, and is it me or are her bikini bottoms a bit too high cut. something just doesnt look quite right
yeah, the bikini is horrendous and so are the implants…I can’t really feel sorry for her though, since the are both her decision.
the bony area between her breasts is a bit awkward… not loving the bikini either.
Ewww, Why are her bottoms so small?
And it look like someone puched a hole in her chest.
i think she looks awesome, love her slim legs and flat stomach!
Audrina has a great body, and for the most part, she seems like an ok person. I don’t think it’s very nice to call her “ceiling eyes” though, as it may actually be a real condition that she has with her eye placement and eye muscles. Not cool and definitely rude. That aside, I think her bikini bottom is a teeny weeny bit too small. I wish she’d left her natural boobs alone though.
It’s rude to call her ceiling eyes?! That’s a total matter-of-fact statement. Her eyes look up to the ceiling. Regardless of it’s because of a condition or not, they still are fixed in an upward direction.
hahahahahahahaha
I think she’s holding the same beach ball that Heidi was!
No shoulers, no hips, no waist, a bit stubby. Kudos to keeping herself fit, but she just has nothing special about her figure except for implants so out of place they look like udder bags sagging off of her petite frame.
Amen.
no kidding. goof for her for being really in shape. i bet she is healthy, so its a little evil for me to be critical…but there is nothing ‘nice’ about her natural body type. her proportions are blah…and even with all that work, her legs are too thin, her chest is boney…and those implants are a crime. if it were me, i’d rather have a few extra pounds and less abs to have a nice shape and better proportions.
that bikini is awful, as well. and whats up with the bottoms? like too much skin and wrinkling of skin around the crotch. yikes.
i think she seems like a sweet girl, and i like her, and god bless her for working with what she’s got and staying fit…but its just not a great body for me overall.
* by ‘goof for her for being in really good shape’ i meant ‘good for her…’ opps! sorry.
that cake doesn’t look edible. is it real?
its not like shes going to eat it anyways:P lol, just kidding..
yes it is edible, the flowers and stuff are made from marzipan
hahahaha just like heidi posing with a beach ball at the pool.
exactly the same pool actually. hahaha. such a sellout
she is SO beautiful … La perfection incarnée *sigh*
her vag area looks really weird… string tie bikinis are not very nice looking on anyone….. she does look good with lighter hair though. pretty i might say
She’s showing some labia in the next to last pic. Ugly, too tight bikini. I wish girls would stop getting big implants.
How tall is she? Her legs are so short, even in very high heels. She is very fit and I think the fact that she denies getting implants is HILARIOUS!
Sources say she’s 5’7. But I honestly, honestly doubt it.
She is a very pretty girl, and congragulations, Happy Birthday. But… What the hell is she wearing. I know for a fact she can do so much better than the bikini she pulled out of the trash can after her dog got a hold of it.
Facially she looks great but that’s about it. Her body doesn’t look good here.
That bony hole in between her boobs is so weird real boobs stick together not have a two inch gap in between them. One of the worst boob jobs I can remember in Hollywood world.
trash.
Not a killer body but she does have great skin, a pretty face and nice hair.
Her boob job is bad but I’ve seen her breasts look worse. They actually look pretty good and proportional here. Still, if it were me, I would have gone with 1 size smaller.
I’m glad I’m not the only one weirded out by her boobs, but she also has these weird creases in her upper inner thighs. What is that? XD
She has a nice stomach, though.
she has an amazing body, but HUH!?!?! WHY IS DOES SHE HAVE SIDE COOCH?!?! You better tuck that back in or somethin!
damn, i thought there was a chance she had one of the few nice pairs of implants out there. they look horrible here. probably because she lost a lot of weight. implants really only look good if you have a little cushioning. otherwise you just look better with smaller boobs. i wish i understood the secrets of a good boob job, there are just so few out there.
Yo gurl, tape is your best friend. Get that cooch back inside before the sun burns it.
agreed
boring and gross.
Really odd crotch-el area… not flattering at all… show the world you got a bikini wax, my goodness! ha! and the cleavage is so weird too… hmmmm
i just love it how they advertise her presence/birthday at the club likes shes a big shot. the girl is on a show where shes just being herself and she was picked to be on it cause they randomly spotted her lounging in her backyard or something. people nowadays are famous for no reason at all..
uh, her lips are showing! (down there!)
I admit that im jealous of her body. She has nice everything. That body must be easy to dress. I mean when your that thin nothing looks bad on you. If I had that butt and those legs I would wear daisy duckes in the snow lol.
Sweet Zesus……what a mess. Stringy and old looking. And it is so sad because she is SO SO SO young. At 25, she looks overworked, too thin, but thick torsoed. Like a woman in her late 40′s who had many children, but tried to work hard to get her body back, and threw in some implants….but despite her work, she has no waist, no hips, and awkward legs.
i dont know why, but she just look very bad.. so old, messy, plastic and fake. why is she doing this to her self…
@hydrangea… i’m an optometrist… it is not a legitimate condition with her eyes or eye muscles. she’s just an idiot.
Yeah, I’m sure you’re an optometrist. I would hope that if you ACTUALLY were and weren’t just conveniently saying that, you as a professional would have more tact than to make fun of the girl’s eye issue like that or to call her an idiot when you don’t know her save for a few tv spots on ‘The Hills’. But I guess if she’s an idiot you can have no tact, so it’s all good.
yea, she does have crazy ripples.. or are those her bones showing through on her chest!
I think she looks amazing! her body’s so hot! She’s such a motivation for a workout now lol
her body is amazing, she’s tone and petite. minus that bad boob job. she should have gotten a size that fits her body type.
as for her face… well, money apparently does wonders. lips filled, teeth filed, and i’m pretty sure she’s had her eye problem fixed a bit, though it’s not 100%
Pretty!
her face is quite pretty. cute nose and nice smile and pretty hair. tho i think her body had potential to be hot. i think she is toned, and that is great…but just too thin imo
The only other celebrities I have seen with a bony chest like that are ones that had eating disorders, and were emaciated. If it weren’t for her implants covering it up I’m sure people would be shocked by how much she would probably look like those emaciated celebrities.
Oh jesus thats horrendous!! I wonder if she got to look in a mirror before she did this!! The bikini is awful, especially as it doesnt conceal anything its supposed to, like her minging boobs or her actual vag-lip!! She usually looks so well put together, must be a minor slip-up!
i like her body, except for the boobs. i think she’s lost i bit in legs, but maybe its because of shoes…on an unrelated note what’s up with this celebs wearing bikinis smaller than they need?? is that a new trend or smth?
Wow, she’s really toned. Has she been on a special workout routine? If she was wearing a big bigger bikini I think she would look really good (aside from the chest, of course).
ahhh mannn! What a waste of a birthday cake… we all know she’s not gonna eat any. Put my name on it and send it this way!
Yummmy Don’t forget the ice cream! hehe
her face is gorgeouse but the boobs look retarded and so does that bikini… LMFAO wow no retarded its horrendous to the next extreem
oh nd also yeah if u ppl wanna know how to get that body its not that hard just stave the hell out of yourself lmao
i like her face,she looks so cute and warm person,but her eyes look a bit sad here
I like Audrina, but her bikini bottoms and implants are just awful.
great figure! not to sure about the implants however
i don’t know how i feel about those bathing suit bottoms…
i haven’t seen much girls that can pull those off i am sure another type of bottoms would like 10x better
and they look a few sizes too small not sure about her va-j-j popping out :0 !!
great shape i wish girls would stop getting implants it looks so much nicer without especially with a bod like that
but overall she is stunning!
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